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8月31日 THE PASTORS DONKEYThe pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . Even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! 8月30日 OLDER 'N DIRT
8月29日 GEORGE BUSH AND THE DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS...
A SEPARATE STORY--- A SUICIDE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA...WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK, BUT NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.....WATCH THE WITNESSES...
8月28日 RED NECKS DOGOne hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree, and headed into a bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?' The redneck said it was his. 'Your dog seems to be in heat.' the officer said. The redneck replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.' The policeman said, 'No, you don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said the redneck. 'That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.' The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. You dog wants to have sex!' (You gotta love this) The redneck looked at the cop and said, 'Well go ahead. I always wanted a police dog. 8月27日 HARRY TRUMAN---WHY DON'T CANDIDATE COMPARE THEMSELVES TO HIM...Harry Truman told it like he saw it. The Buck Stops Here! 'It doesn't matter how big a ranch ya' own, or how many cows ya' brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.' Harry Truman. When President Truman retired from office in 1952, his income was substantially a U.S. Army pension reported to have been $13,507.72 a year. Congress, noting that he was paying for his stamps and personally licking them, granted him an 'allowance' and, later, a retroactive pension of $25,000 per year. When offered corporate positions at large salaries, he declined, stating, 'You don't want me. You want the office of the president, and that doesn't belong to me. It belongs to the American people and it's not for sale.' Even later, on May 6, 1971, when Congress was preparing to award him the Medal of Honor on his 87th birthday, he refused to accept it, writing, 'I don't consider that I have done anything which should be the reason for any award, Congressional or otherwise.' We now see that other past presidents, have found a new level of success in cashing in on the presidency, resulting in untold wealth. Today, many in Congress also have found a way to become quite wealthy while enjoying the fruits of their offices. Political offices are now for sale. Was good old Harry Truman correct when he observed, 'My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a *****house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. I, for one, believe the piano player job to be much more honorable than current politicians. 8月26日 BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH.....TUESDAY HUMORBEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH
Man, she is one fine looking woman!' The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!' The biker' s buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!' At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says................... 'Grandpa;....... Go home! Your drunk. 8月25日 SOCIAL SECURITY---WHY CONGRESSMEN DON'T PAY...How can we get a bill started? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT ! KEEP IT GOING!!!! 2008 Election Issue !! GET A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC. This must be an issue in '2008' Please! Keep it going. ---------------------------------- SOCIAL SECURITY: (This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.) Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years. Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it. You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society . They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan. In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan. For all practical purposes their plan works like this: When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die. Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments.. For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollar s), with their wives drawing $275, 000.00 during the last years of their lives. This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two Dignitaries. Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives. Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00 . NADA..! .ZILCH... This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan . The funds for this fine retirement plan com e directly from the General Funds; ' OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK '! From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into, every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer). we can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month a fter retirement. Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator! Bill Bradley's benefits! Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made. That change would be to: Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us then sit back..... and see how fast they would fix it. If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve. How many people CAN you send this to? Better yet..... How many people WILL you send this to ?
8月24日 RECIPES -- WILL ADD A FEW POUNDS OR INCHES....Tortillas (flour):
4 cups of flour 3 tsp of baking powder 1 tbsp of salt 1/2 cup of shortening or (lard--lots of calories but make the best tortillas) 1 1/2 cup of warm water. Mix and make dough (about the size of a small biscuit) and roll with rolling pin and dry flour. Cook on a hot metal plate. Makes about a doz. GREAT FOR MAKING QUESADEAS. ANGEL BISCUITS 5 CUPS OF FLOUR 1 TBSP OF SALT 1 1/2 PK. OF YEAST 1 1/4 CUP OF WARM WATER 1/2 CUP OF SUGAR 1 CUP OF MILK 6 TBSP OF SHORTENING SCALD MILK, SALT, SHORTENING, SUGAR--LET COOL. ADD EGG BEAT, AND THEN ADD YEAST. ADD 3 1/2 CUPS OF FLOUR TO MAKE SOFT DOUGH. KNEAD DOUGH IN REST OF THE FLOUR. KNEAD UNTIL SMOOTH AND SATIN. LET RISE TO DOUBLE BULB. MASH DOWN, MAKE ROLLS, LET RISE DOUBLE THEN BAKE IN HOT OVEN UNTIL BROWN. 425 DEGREES. THESE ARE MY WIFES RECIPES FOR FLOUR TORTILLAS AND ANGEL BISCUITS. IT IS CHEAPER FOR US TO BUY TORTILLAS NOW, BUT ANGEL BISCUITS, WELL, THESE ARE GREAT WITH DINNERS OR WHAT EVER. GREAT WITH BUTTER..THAT IS FOR SURE. DON'T TELL MY WIFE I GAVE THESE AWAY...SHE RARELY READS MY BLOGS....HEHEHE...ENJOY...RALPH 8月23日 COLON CANCER --ONE YEAR LATERYESTERDAY, WAS ONE YEAR AGO I HAD MY COLONOSCOPY AND A BIOPOSY WAS DONE ON A GROW. OF
COURSE, IN A FEW DAYS IT WAS RECIEVED THAT IT WAS CANCEROUS. IN SEPT 13, 2007, I HAD 12" OF
COLON REMOVED IN THE DESCENDING SIDE. A MONTH WOULD PASS AND I WAS BACK TO WORK
BECAUSE I WAS GOING STIR CRAZY.
WELL NOW I AM DOING FIND BUT SUFFER A MINOR PAIN IN THE INCISSION THAT WAS MADE WHEN I BEND OVER TO WORK ON EQUIPMENT AND LAY BY BELLY ON IT. OVER ALL, I AM DOING GREAT AND
VALUE LIFE A LITTLE MORE. I THANK GOD FOR GIVING ME GOOD DOCTORS, NURSES, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY IN SUPPORT CHEERING ON AND PRAYING FOR ME IN MY TRIALS.
MY WIFE HAD A COLONOSCOPY YESTERDAY ALSO. SHE WAS FOUND TO HAVE A GOOD COLON AND NO
PROBLEMS WERE FOUND WHICH I THANK GOD. HER DOCTOR, WHOM I MET, WAS VERY NICE AND VERY KNOWLEDGABLE ALONG WITH THE NURSES IN ENDOSCOPY SECTION. SHE WAS MOSTLY SICK FROM ANATHESIA, SHE ALWAYS GET SICK FROM IT. SHE SLEPT FOR THE MOST PART YESTERDAY.
FOR SOME OF YOU, IF YOUR OVER 40 YEARS OLD, YOU MIGHT CONSIDER HAVING A COLONOSCOPY,
JUST TO CHECK. COLON CANCER IS THE EASIEST TO DETECT. IT IS ALSO VERY DANGEROUS CANCER, BECAUSE IF NOT DETECTED, IT SPREADS THOU YOUR BODY THE FASTEST SINCE ALL THE BLOOD GO TO YOUR INTESTINES AND PICK-UP FOOD AND CANCER CELLS. SO DO YOURSELF A FAVORITE AND GET CHECKOUT....I PROMISE, I WILL PUT CARTOONS, AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS FUNNY ABOUT COLON CANCER FROM TIME TO TIME, BUT ITS BECAUSE I AM A SURVIVOR AND I THANK GOD...TAKE CARR
FRIENDS, I WANT TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH ALL OF YOU. RALPH GENOCIDAL HADITH AND THE MINDS OF MUSLIMSAugust 22, 2008Fitzgerald: That genocidal hadith and the minds of MuslimsRobert Spencer reports that “the MSA of the University of Southern California became a focal point of this effort [to repudiate the genocidal hadith about Muslims killing Jews to bring on the end times] because it hosts a major online hadith collection here, which of course included the genocidal hadith. When this was brought to the attention of USA Provost, C. L. Max Nikias, he declared that ‘the passage cited is truly despicable...The passage in the Hadith that you brought to our attention violates the USC Principles of Community, and it has no place on a USC website.’ Said Nikias: ‘I have ordered that the passage be removed.’ You can see a pdf of his letter here. The USC MSA complied.” That Hadith may have been taken off the website of the Muslim Students Association. But, like hundreds of similar Hadith, it has not been removed from the minds of Muslims. It has not been removed from the collections of the most authoritative muhaddithin or from this list of those hadiths that are often labeled as among the most "authentic." Why not ask if Sura 9 of the Qur'an -- to start with -- is going to be removed from the minds of Muslims? And the killings of Asma bint Marwan and Abu Afak? And the decapitation of the 600-900 bound prisoners of the Banu Qurayza? And the attack, prompted by a desire for loot (property and women), on the inoffensive Jewish farmers of the Khaybar Oasis? And are Muslims willing to distance themselves from the idea that everything Muhammad did was absolutely admirable and worthy of emulation, beginning with his having sexual intercourse with his nine-year-old wife, little Aisha? Hundreds of Jihad passages -- see the Calcutta Qur’an Petition -- and hundreds of "authentic" (just study those isnad-chains) Hadith, and so many events from the life of that Perfect Man, Muhammad (uswa hasana, al-insan al-kamil) will have to be held up for inspection by Infidels. Muslims will have to declare themselves: do you accept this, do you agree with this, do you admire this? Attempting to deal with the matter by simply removing it from a website where it can be seen by all just doesn't do the trick in and of itself, without an explicit renunciation of these ideas by Muslim groups. No, the texts and tenets of Islam are clear. What is unclear is why anyone, living in the West and knowing these texts, and knowing what they have meant over the past 1350 years, reflected in the behavior of Muslims toward the Infidels whose many and varied lands they conquered, would still insist on being called a Muslim. What is unclear is why we, the Infidels, should not in response assume that those who continue to self-identify as Muslims agree with those passages in the Qur'an, the Hadith, and those many examples of behavior that we take nowadays to be far from exemplary that are set out in the biographies of Muhammad. At a certain point, we are entitled to assume that anyone who continues to identify with, to protect, to run interference for, to smilingly and plausibly offer us a diet of taqiyya-and-tu-quoque, should be treated not just with the utmost suspicion, but as someone who is intent on furthering the Jihad, the "struggle" to remove all obstacles to the spread and then the dominance of Islam. And if you realize the full meaning and menace of Islam, such people have made themselves and have essentially declared themselves (oh, forget about the "three abrahamic faiths" propaganda, please do) to be the enemies of your country's legal and political institutions, of individual liberties (Islam is completely collectivist), of free and skeptical inquiry, of freedom of artistic expression, of so much that makes us us. They are declaring themselves to be, in other words, enemies of the civilization into which they have been allowed to come, to settle, and to be treated, everywhere in Western Europe and North America, with amazing forbearance and generosity and naive hopefulness. Enough of all that. It hasn't worked. Just look around. Look, for example, at the sinister behavior of the Muslim Students' Association, determined to avoid having to answer a pointed request, and instead simply slyly removing from its website, but not from the hearts and minds of its members, the particular outrageous (to Infidels) Hadith in question, and continuing to remain malevolently silent about the whole matter. A silence that is telling. 8月22日 LITTLE RED HENShe called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, 'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?' 'Not I,' said the cow.'Not I,' said the duck.'Not I,' said the pig.'Not I,' said the goose.'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.'Not I,' said the duck..'Out of my classification,' said the pig.'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.At last it came time to bake the bread.'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.''Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You mustnot be so greedy.''But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.EPILOGUEBill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.Hillary got $8 million for hers.That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years, repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?8月21日 DEMOCRATS--TAXES--REPUBLICANSThis is a email from our daughter and then a reply from her bother who owns his tax business in Colorado…at the end of this is why I am voting democrat---not! This is scary...why do I bother working at all?
There is no need to check snopes. Some of this is true, and some is not. At its base, McCain wants to keep the tax cuts from 2001 in place, Obama does not. When the law was originally passed, it included a sunset provision. In 2011, the tax law reverts back to what it was in 2001. It really does not matter who is President, this is going to happen unless Congress changes it. With Congress being Democrat controlled, the chances of them eliminating the reversion is next to nothing.
That said, the law that comes into place after this one sunsets is very dependent on who is the President (think veto). I think it is safe to say, that our taxes are going to go up. The question is, "By how much?". Currently, if you sell your house that you have lived in for at least 2 out of the last 5 years, and make less than $500,000 (net), you pay no taxes. That law came into effect in 1987 and is not scheduled to sunset. It literally would take an act of Congress to change it. I have heard no talk on either side on changing this. Still possible though.
The biggest tax problem I have heard is one from Obama. He wants people who have an AGI of more than $250,000 per year to pay Social Security tax on all of their income above $250,000. Currently, that tax stops at $102,000 in WAGES. The reason it stops is because this is a forced pension program (with awful returns for late entrants...our grandparents did great). If your benefits are capped, the amount you pay in is also capped. The tax is 6.2% of your income along with an identical matching amount from your employer (the total is 12.4% of your wages). What Obama is planning, is to let is let it stop at $102,000 in wages. Then, when you file your tax return, if your AGI is greater than $250,000, he wants to start it back up. I have several problems with this. Obama's lack of understanding of how this payroll tax is collected and what it is collected on is disturbing. By law, since its beginning, Social Security has only been taxed on earned income. Obama is saying (by using AGI instead of WAGES) that we would pay Social Security tax on interest, dividend, capital gains. This is a monster change. Also, let's say I have an employee who I pay $125,000 per year. As the employer, I stop paying my matching 6.2% at $102,000. Now, let's say this person sold a piece of land and made $150,000. His AGI is now $275,000 (assuming he did not earn any interest, dividends...). Obama wants me (as the employer) to pay 6.2% on $25,000 ($275,000 AGI less $250,000 floor). In order to do this, I must have a copy of every employee's tax return and every amendment (talk about loss of privacy!). It would not be very hard for me because I only have 5 employees. It would be an administrative nightmare for any large company! Also, how long will it be before the average person starts to pay Social Security tax on their passive income? Our government has a long history of starting taxes for the "rich", then it eventually gets to the average Joe (think Alternative Minimum Tax).
This is the type of stuff that we need to pay attention to. Unfortunately, our press does not do a very good job of getting this type of information out. Obama was criticized by the Wall Street Journal for this plan. Yet, I would bet most people know nothing about it.
Hope this helps,
Craig
10 Reasons I'm voting Democrat... 1. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. 2. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. 3. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people. 4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. 5. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 6. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit. 7. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters. 8. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, and they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with. 9. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse. 10. I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. Any Questions? 8月20日 MOSQUE TORTURE CHAMBERAugust 19, 2008Torture chamber found in mosqueNow don't go getting all excited. Doesn't your local church have a torture chamber? What's that? It doesn't? Well, okay, but there must be at least a room in the basement where they rough up heretics? No? But...but...well, at very least Father McGillicuddy has a pair of thumbscrews -- doesn't he? He doesn't? Well, then, uh, remember the Inquisition! And the Crusades! "Chain wrapped around 'old man's body' found in mosque," by Arwa Damon for CNN, August 19 (thanks to all who sent this in): BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- "There are the bloodstains on the wall, and here it is dried on the floor," says Abu Muhanad as he walks through a torture chamber in a Baghdad mosque where more than two dozen bodies have been found. 8月19日 FIVE SURGEONS---OH BOY....WATCHOUT!Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to Operate on.
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating Table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.
The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best; Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction Workers those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine . Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
WELL I HAVE BEEN ON A SHORT VACATION TO COLORADO AND IT WAS VERY ENJOYABLE. IT RAINED WHILE I WAS UP THERE AND IT WAS COOL. DALLAS COWBOYS LOST TO THE BRONCOS AND LETS SEE IF THE COWBOYS HAVE ANYTHING FOR THESE SEASON... HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS IN THE ALBUM SECTION. ONE THING FOR SURE, NOTHING LIKE SLEEPING IN YOUR OWN BED.. 8月13日 JUST CHIECKING INA minister passing through his church In the middle of the day, Decided to pause by the altar And see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, A man came down the aisle, The minister frowned as he saw The man hadn't shaved in a while. His shirt was kind a shabby And his coat was worn and frayed, The man knelt, he bowed his head, Then rose and walked away. In the days that followed, Each noon time came this chap, Each time he knelt just for a moment, A lunch pail in his lap. Well, the minister's suspicions grew, With robbery a main fear, He decided to stop the man and ask him, 'What are you doing here?' The old man said, he worked down the road. Lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, For finding strength and power. 'I stay only moments, see, Because the factory is so far away; As I kneel here talking to the Lord, This is kind a what I say: 'I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD, HOW HAPPY I'VE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHERS FRIENDSHIP AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN.. DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY, BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. SO, JESUS, THIS IS JIM CHECKING IN TODAY.' The minister feeling foolish, Told Jim, that was fine... He told the man he was welcome To come and pray just anytime Time to go, Jim smiled, said 'Thanks.' He hurried to the door. The minister knelt at the altar, He'd never done it before. His cold heart melted, warmed with love, And met with Jesus there. As the tears flowed, in his heart, He repeated old Jim's prayer: 'I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, LORD, HOW HAPPY I'VE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND EACH OTHERS FRIENDSHIP AND YOU TOOK AWAY MY SIN. I DON'T KNOW MUCH OF HOW TO PRAY, BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY.. SO, JESUS, THIS IS ME CHECKING IN TODAY.' Past noon one day, the minister noticed That old Jim hadn't come. As more days passed without Jim, He began to worry some... At the factory, he asked about him, Learning he was ill. The hospital staff was worried, But he'd given them a thrill. The week that Jim was with them, Brought changes in the ward. His smiles, a joy contagious. Changed people, were his reward. The head nurse couldn't understand Why Jim was so glad, When no flowers, calls or cards came, Not a visitor he had. The minister stayed by his bed, He voiced the nurse's concern: No friends came to show they cared.. He had nowhere to turn. Looking surprised, old Jim spoke Up and with a winsome smile; 'the nurse is wrong, she couldn't know, That he's in here all the while Everyday at noon He's here, A dear friend of mine, you see, He sits right down, takes my hand, Leans over and says to me: ' I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, JIM, HOW HAPPY I HAVE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND THIS FRIENDSHIP, AND I TOOK AWAY YOUR SIN. ALWAYS LOVE! TO HEAR YOU PRAY, I THINK ABOUT YOU EACH DAY, AND SO JIM, THIS IS JESUS CHECKING IN TODAY.' If this blesses you, pass it on. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart May God hold you in the palm of His hand And Angels watch over you. Please pass this page on to your friends & loved ones. If you aren't ashamed. Jesus said, ' If you are ashamed of me,' I will be ashamed Of you before my Father.' If you are not ashamed, pass this on. But only if you mean it. So this is me ... Just Checking In
SOMETIMES WE ALL NEED A PRAYER JUST TO THANK GOD FOR THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE. GOOD HEALTH, GOOD FRIENDS, FOOD, AND FAMILY. SO IF YOU SEE A HELLO FROM ME, IT IS BECAUSE I CARE. NEXT WEEK ON FRIDAY WILL BE A YEAR THAT THE DOCTOR WOULD FIND COLON CANCER...NEXT MONTH IN SEPTEMBER, WILL BE A YEAR AFTER SURGERY...BUT WHO REMEMBERING...LOL... 8月12日 USS NEW YORK LPD 21 "NEVER FORGET"
8月11日 MEANING OF FLAG DRAPED COFFINMeaning of Flag Draped Coffin
WOMAN DEMOCRAT AND MALE REPUBLICANA woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help |
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