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6月30日

DEOMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR A SOUTHERNER????

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?


  Here is a little test that will help you decide.

  The answer can be found by posing the following question:

  You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
  and two small children.

  Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
  comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
  screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
  knife and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
  cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
  seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
  do you do?



 .....................................
 THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN









Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
 .....................................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!


  .....................................

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
 

Thought for the day....

A TAXPAYER VOTING  FOR OBAMA IS LIKE
 
A CHICKEN VOTING  FOR COLONEL SANDERS
 
6月29日

A LONG LIFE

         A      Long  Life

    A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM ARIZONA COUNSELED HIS
    GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE
    SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS
    OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.

    THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103
    WHEN HE DIED.

    HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45
    GREAT-GRAND-CHILDREN,  25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN.....

   AND A 15 FOOT HOLE  WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
 
 
6月27日

A LITTLE GIRL'S MIRACLE

 

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. 

 

She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. 

 

 

Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes

 

Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.

 

She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!

 

'And what do you want?' the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages,' he said without waiting for a reply to his question.

 

'Well, I want to talk to you about my brother,' Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. 'He's really, really sick ... and I want to buy a miracle.' 

 

'I beg your pardon?' said the pharmacist. 

 

'His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?'

 

'We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you,' the pharmacist said, softening a little.


 'Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs.'

 

The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, 'What kind of a miracle does your brother need?'

 

' I don't know,' Tess replied with her eyes welling up. 'I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money.'


 'How much do you have?' asked the man from Chicago . 

 

 'One dollar and eleven cents,' Tess answered barely audibly. 

 

'And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to.' 

 'Well, what a coincidence,' smiled the man. 'A dollar and eleven cents - the exact price of a miracle for little brothers.'

 

He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said 'Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need.' 

 

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.

 

Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.

 

'That surgery,' her Mom whispered. 'was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?'  

 

Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost ... one dollar and eleven cents plus the faith of a little child. 

 

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need.

 A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law.

 

 

ANNONYMOUS

6月26日

MUSLIM TERRORISTS AND THE USA

This is the most cogent and powerful essay on the threat of Islamic terrorism I have seen.  Dr. Vernon Chong is, without a doubt, the most articulate and convincing writer I have read regarding the War in Iraq   If you have any doubts, please open your mind to his essay and give it a fair evaluation.  It's also eerily applicable to other current issues, such as Iran 's nuclear program, immigration, NAFTA's impact on American jobs, trade deficits, etc.   I had no idea who Dr. Chong is, or the source of these thoughts, so when I received them, I almost deleted them, as well-written as they are.  But then I did a Google search on the Doctor and found him to be a retired Air Force surgeon and past commander of Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Antonio "



 

If you would like to see who this fine man is, go to this Air Force web site and look him up:

http://www.af.mil/bios/bio.asp?bioID=5000"

 




 

Muslim terrorists and the U.S.A. :

A different spin on the war in Iraq:  T his WAR is REAL

Dr.. Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired

To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.  Our country is now facing the most serious threat to its existence, as we know it, that we have faced in your lifetime and mine (which includes WWII).

The deadly seriousness is greatly compounded by the fact that there are very few of us who think we can possibly lose this war and even fewer who realize what losing really means.

First, let's examine a few basics:

1  When did the threat to us start?

Many will say September 11, 2001.  The answer, as far as the United States is concerned, is 1979, 22 years prior to September 2001, with the following attacks on us:

* Iran Embassy Hostages, 1979;

* Beirut, Lebanon Embassy 1983;

* Beirut, Lebanon Marine Barracks 1983;

* Lockerbie , Scot land Pan-Am flight to New York 1988;

* First New York World Trade Center attack 1993;

* Dhahran, Saudi Arabia Khobar Towers Military complex 1996;

* Nairobi, Kenya US Embassy 1998;

* Dares Salaam, Tanzania US Embassy 1998;

* Aden, Yemen USS Cole 2000;

* New York World Trade Center 2001;

* Pentagon 2001.

 

(Note: during the period from 1981 to 2001 there were 7,581 terrorist attacks worldwide.)

2  Why were we attacked?

Envy of our position, our success, and our freedoms.  The attacks happened during the administrations of Presidents Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton and Bush 2.  We cannot fault either the Republicans or Democrats, as there were no provocations by any of the presidents or their immediate predecessor, President Ford.

3  Who were the attackers?

In each case, the attacks on the US were carried out by Muslims.

4  What is the Muslim population of the World?

25%.

5  Isn't the Muslim Religion peaceful?

Hopefully, but that is really not material.  There is no doubt that the predominately Christian population of Germany was p eaceful, but under the dictatorial leadership of Hitler (who was also Christian), that made no difference.  You either went along with the administration or you were eliminated.  There were 5 to 6 million Christians killed by the Nazis for political reasons (including 7,000 Polish priests).

(see http://www.Nazis.testimony.co.uk/7-a.htm )

Thus, almost the same number of Christians were killed by the Nazis as the six million holocaust Jews who were killed by them, and we seldom hear of anything other than the Jewish atrocities.  Although Hitler kept the world focused on the Jews, he had no hesitancy in killing anyone who got in the way of his extermination of the Jews or of taking over the world - German, Christian, or any others..

Same with the Muslim terrorists.  They focus the world on the US, but kill all in the way -- their own people or the Spanis h, British, French or anyone else.  The point here is that, just like the peaceful Germans were of no protection to anyone from the Nazis, no matter how many peaceful Muslims there may be, they are no protection for us from the terrorist Muslim leaders and what they are fanatically bent on doing -- by their own pronouncement -- killing all of us "infidels." I don't blame the peaceful Muslims.  What would you do if the choice was to remain silent or be killed?

6  So who are we at war with?

 

There is no way we can honestly respond that it is anyone other than the Muslim terrorists.  Trying to be politically correct and avoid verbalizing this conclusion can well be fatal.  There is no way to win if you don't clearly recognize and articulate who you are fighting.

So with that background, now to the two major questions:

1  Can we lose this war?

2  What does losing really mean?

If we are to win, we must clearly answer these two pivotal questions:

We can definitely lose this war and, as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question - What does losing mean?

It would appear that a great many of us think that losing the war means hanging our heads, bringing the troops home, and going on about our business, like post-Vietnam.  This is as far from the truth as one can get.

What losing really means is:

We would no longer be the premier country in the world.  The attacks will not subside, but, rather, will steadily increase.  Remember, they want us dead, not just quiet.  If they had just wanted us quiet, they would not have produced an increasing series of attacks against us over the past 18 years.  The plan was, clearly, for terrorists to attack us until we were neutered and submissive to them.

We would, of course, have no future support from other nations, for fear of reprisals and for the reason that they would see; we are impotent and cannot help them.

They will pick off the other non-Muslim nations, one at a time.  It will be increasingly easier for them.  They already hold Spain hostage.  It doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong for Spain to withdraw its troops from Iraq.   Spain did it because the Mus lim terrorists bombed their train and told them to withdraw the troops.  Anything else they want Spain to do will be done.  Spain is finished.

The next will probably be France.  Our one hope with France is that they might see the light and realize that if we don't win, they are finished, too, in that they can't resist the Muslim terrorists without us.  However, it may already be too late for FranceFrance is already 20% Muslim and fading fast.

Without our support, Great Britain will go, also.  Recently, I read that there are more mosques in England than churches.

If we lose the war, our production, income, exports, and way of life will all vanish as we know it.  After losing, who would trade or deal with us if they were threatened by the Muslims?  If we can't stop the Muslim terrorists, how could anyone else?

The radical Muslims fully know what is riding on this war, and therefore are completely committed to winning, at any cost.  We'd better know it, too, and be likewise committed to winning at any cost.

Why do I go on at such lengths about the results of losing?  Simple.  Until we recognize the costs of losing, we cannot unite and really put 100% of our thoughts and efforts into winning.  And it is going to take that 100% effort to win.

So, how can we lose the war?

Again, the answer is simple.  We can lose the war by "imploding." That is, defeating ourselves by refusing to recognize the enemy and their purpose and failing to dig in and lend full support to the war effort.  If we are united, there is no way that we can lose.  If we continue to be divided, there is no way that we can win.

Let me give you a few examples of how we simply don't comprehend the life and death seriousness of this situation:

President Bush selects Norman Mineta as Secretary of Transportation.  Although all of the terrorist attacks were committed by Muslim men between 17 and 40 years of age, Secretary Mineta refuses to allow profiling.  Does that sound like we are taking this thing seriously?  This is war!  For the duration, we are going to have to give up some of the civil rights to which we have become accustomed.  We had better be prepared to lose some of our civil rights temporarily or we will most certainly lose all of them permanently.

And don't worry that it is a slippery slope.  We gave up plenty of civil rights during WWII, and immediately restored them after the victory ... and, in fact, added many more since that time.

Do I blame President Bush or President Clinton before him?

No, I blame us for blithely assuming we can maintain all of our Political Correctness and all of our civil rights during this conflict and have a clean, lawful, honorable war.  None of those words apply to war.  Get them out of your head.

Some have gone so far in their criticism of the war and/or the Administration that it almost seems they would literally like to see us lose.

I think some actually do. I hasten to add that this isn't because they are disloyal.  It is because they just don't recognize what losing means.  Nevertheless, that conduct gives the impression to the enemy that we are divided and weakening.  It concerns our friends and it does great damage to our cause.

Of more recent vintage, the uproar fueled by the politicians and media regarding the treatment of some prisoners of war perhaps exemplifies best what I am saying.  We have recently had an issue involving the treatment of a few Muslim prisoners of war, by a small group of our military police.  These are the type prisoners who just a few months ago were throwing their own people off buildings, cutting off their hands, cutting out their tongues, and otherwise murdering their own just for disagreeing with Saddam Hussein.

And, just a few years ago, these same type prisoners chemically killed 400,000 of their own people for the same reason.  They are also the same type of enemy fighters who recently were burning Americans and dragging their charred corpses through the streets of Iraq.  And, still more recently, the same type of enemy that was and is providing videos to all news sources internationally of the beheading of American prisoners they held.

Compare this with some of our press and politicians, who for several days have thought and talked about nothing else but the "humiliating" of some Muslim prisoners -- not burning them, not dragging their charred corpses through the streets, not beheading them, but "humiliating" them.

Can they be for real?

The politicians and pundits have even talked of impeachment of the Secretary of Defense.  If this doesn't show the complete lack of comprehension and understanding of the seriousness of the enemy we are fighting, the life and death struggle we are in, and the disastrous results of losing this war, nothing can.

To bring our country to a virtual political standstill over this prisoner issue makes us look like Nero playing his fiddle as Rome burned -- totally oblivious to what is going on in the real world.  Neither we, nor any other country, can survive this internal strife.  Again, I say, this does not mean that some of our politicians or media people are disloyal.  It simply means that they are absolutely oblivious to the magnitude of the situation we are in and into which the Muslim terrorists have been pushing us for many years.

These people are a serious and dangerous liability to the war effort.  We must take note of who they are and get them out of office.  Remember, the Muslim terrorists stated goal is to kill all infidels.  That translates into ALL non-Muslims -- not just in the United States , but throughout the world.  We are the last bastion of defense.

We have been criticized for many years as being 'arrogant.' That charge is valid.  We are arrogant in that we believe that we are so good, powerful, and smart that we can win the hearts and minds of all those who attack us, and that, with both hands tied behind our back, we can defeat anything bad in the world. We can't!

If we don't recognize this, our nation, as we know it, will not survive, and no other free country in the world will survive if we are defeated.

And, finally, name any Muslim countries throughout the world that allow freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, equal rights for anyone -- let alone everyone, equal status or any status for women, or that have been productive in one single way that contributes to the good of the world.

This has been a long way of saying that we must be united on this war or we will be equated in the history books to the self- inflicted fall of the Roman Empire.  If, that is, the Muslim leaders will allow history books to be written or read.

If we don't win this war right now, keep a close eye on how the Muslims take over France in the next 5 years or less.  They will continue to increase the Muslim population of France and continue to encroach, little by little, on the established French traditions.

The French will be fighting among themselves over what should or should not be done, which will continue to weaken them and keep them from any united resolve.  Doesn't that sound eerily familiar?

Democracies don't have their freedoms taken away from them by some external military force.  Instead, they give their freedoms away, politically correct piece by politically correct piece.

And they are giving those freedoms away to those who have shown, worldwide, that they abhor freedom and will not apply it to you or even to themselves, once they are in power.

Muslims have universally shown that when they have taken over, they then start brutally killing each other over who the few will be controlling  the masses.

What is happening in Iraq is a good example.  Will we ever stop hearing from the politically correct about the "peaceful Muslims?"

I close on a hopeful note by repeating what I said before: If we are united, there is no way that we can lose.  I hope now, after the election, the factions in our country will begin to focus on the critical situation we are in, and will unite to save our country.  It is your future we are talking about.  Do whatever you can to preserve it.  I reiterate:  our national election is under way.

 


After reading the above, we all must do this, not only for ourselves, but for our children, our grandchildren, our country, and our world.  Whether Democrat or Republican, conservative or liberal ... and that includes the Politicians and media of our country and the free world.

Please forward this to any you feel may want, or NEED to read it.  Our "leaders" in Congress ought to read it, too.  There are those who find fault with our country, but it is obvious to anyone who truly thinks through this, that we must UNITE!

Lastly, I wish to add: at the risk of offending, I sincerely think that anyone who rejects this as just another political rant, or doubts the seriousness of this issue, or just deletes it without sending it on, is part of the problem.  Let's quit laughing at and forwarding the jokes and cartoons which denigrate and ridicule our leaders in this war against terror.  They are trying to protect the interests and well being of the US and it's citizens.  Best we support them.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

 FOOTNOTE:  THANKFULLY THE SUPREME COURT RULED THAT AMERICANS CAN BEAR ARMS.  IT WILL MAKE AN ENEMY THINK TWICE, SINCE WE DON'T HAVE TO TURN OUR GUNS TO PLOWS....RALPH

6月25日

SCOTCH WITH TWO DROPS OF WATER

 
 
Scotch with two drops of water.
 
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
drops of water.  As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
 
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'
 
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday,  I'll buy you a
drink.
In fact, this one is on me.'
 
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would
like to buy you a drink, too.'
 
The old woman says, 'Thank you.  Bartender, I want a Scotch with two
drops of water.'
 
'Coming up,' says the bartender
 
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to
buy you one, too.'
 
The old woman says, 'Thank you.  Bartender, I want another Scotch with
two drops of water.'
 
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
 
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am,  I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
 
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to
hold your liquor.  Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
 
 
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
 
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're
barefoot.
 
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to
go along.
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
 
AND
 
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes!!
6月24日

PRECIOUS LORD

 Who Wrote Precious Lord? Something I did not know!
 THE BIRTH OF THE SONG 
PRECIOUS LORD'
 
Back in 1932, I was 32 years old and a fairly new husband. My wife, Nettie
 and I were living in a little apartment on Chicago's south side. One hot
 August afternoon I had to go to St. Louis, where I was to be the featured
 soloist at a large revival meeting. I didn't want to go.
 
Nettie was in the last month of pregnancy with our first child. But a lot of
 people were expecting me in St. Louis. I kissed Nettie good-bye, clattered
 downstairs to our Model A and, in a fresh Lake Michigan breeze, chugged out
 of Chicago on Route 66. However, outside the city, I discovered that in my
 anxiety at leaving, I had forgotten my music case. I wheeled around and
 headed back. I found Nettie sleeping peace-fully. I hesitated by her bed;
 something was strongly telling me to stay. But eager  to get on my way, and
 not wanting to disturb Nettie, I shrugged off the feeling and quietly
 slipped out of the room with my music. The next night, in the steaming St.
 Louis heat, the crowd called on me to sing again and again. When I finally
 sat down, a messenger boy ran up with a Western Union telegram. I ripped
 open the envelope. Pasted on the yellow sheet were the words: YOUR WIFE JUST
 DIED.
 
People were happily singing and clapping around me, but I could hardly keep
 from crying out. I rushed to a phone and called home. All I could hear on
 the other end was 'Nettie is dead. Nettie is dead.' When I got back, I learned that Nettie had given
 birth to a boy. I swung between grief and joy. Yet that same night, the baby
 died. I buried Nettie and our little boy together, in the same casket.
 Then I fell apart.
 
For days I closeted myself. I felt that God had done  me an injustice. I didn
 t want to serve Him anymore or write gospel songs. I just wanted to go back
 to that jazz world I once knew so well. But then, as I hunched alone in that
 dark apartment those first sad days, I thought back  to th e afternoon I went
 to St. Louis . Something kept telling me to stay  with Nettie. Was that
 something God? Oh, if I had paid more attention to  Him that day, I would
 have stayed and been with Nettie when she died. 
 
From that moment on I vowed to listen more closely to Him. But still I was
 lost in grief. Everyone was kind to me, especially a friend, Professor Fry,
 who seemed to know what I needed. On the following  Saturday evening he took
 me up to Malone's Poro College , a neighborhood  music school. It was quiet;
 the late evening sun crept through the curtained  windows. I sat down at the
 piano, and my hands began to browse over the keys.
 Something happened to me  then. I felt at peace. I felt as though I could
 reach out and touch God. I found myself playing a melody, once into my head
 they just seemed to fall into place: 'Precious Lord, take my hand, lead me
on, let me stand! I am tired, I am weak, I am worn, through the storm,
 through the night lead me on to the light, take my hand, precious Lord, lead me
home.' 
 
The Lord gave me these words and melody, He also healed my spirit. I learned
 that when we are in our deepest grief, when we feel farthest from God, this
 is when He is closest, and when we are most open to His restoring power. And
 so I go on living for God willingly and joyfully, until that day comes when
 He will take me and gently lead me home.  
-Tommy Dorsey-
 
Did you know that Tommy Dorsey wrote this song? I
 surely didn't. What a wonderful story of how God can heal the
 brokenhearted! Beautiful, isn't it?

> Worth the reading wasn't it? Think on the message
> for a while. Thought you
> might like to share this, I just did.
>
> Every one is born into the world to do something
> unique and something
> distinctive and if he or she does not do it, it will
> never be done.
>
> De Witt Morgan
> KM6UK, Mission Viejo, CA-USA
> US.NAVY 52-55 LACoFD 57-92
>
> When you become senile, you won't know it
6月23日

WATER OR COKE??

Water or Coke?

Very interesting..................




WATER


1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population)



2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.



3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.



4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.



5. Lack of water, the No. 1 trigger of daytime fatigue.



6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.



7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page



8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day?




COKE


1. In many states the Highway Patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.



2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China ..


4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.


5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.


6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.


7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.


8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.


FOR YOUR INFORMATION:


1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial trucks must use a Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of their trucks for about 20 years!






Now the question is, would you like a glass of Water?


or Coke?


Send this helpful information to your friends, health conscious or not!!!!
6月22日

HUMOR---DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY---LOL

Blonde in the 4th row
 
 
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row
stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid
blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What
does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at
work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not
only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"
 
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little smart ass on your
knee."

 

 

 

Here's one for the day...
 
 
  Divorce, custody, and Pepsi Cola
 
  A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem.    The mother jumped to her feet
and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this
world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his
children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
 
  After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied:
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out,
does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
 
  Don't laugh, he won!

 

 

 

New Bar in Town -------------------------
 
In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a
building to open up their business. The local Baptist church started a
campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers.
Work progressed, however right up till the week before opening, when
a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground. The church
folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the bar owner
sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately
responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or
indirect actions or means.
The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to
the buildings demise in its reply to the court. As the case made it's
way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and
commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but as it appears
from the paperwork, we have a bar owner that believes in the power of
prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn't.

 

 

 Classic poetry...
 
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
That farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

6月21日

THE INCREDIIBLE HULK

Open-mouthedOpen-mouthedOpen-mouthedOpen-mouthedOpen-mouthed I WENT TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT AND WATCH THE HULK.  I WAS VERY GOOD MOVIE WITH GOOD ACTING BY LIV TALYOR...(YES SHE IS HOT) AND EDWARD NORTON PLAYED THE PART OF BRUCE BANNER PRETTY GOOD.  LOU FERRIGNO MADE A CAMEO APPREARANCE AND HE STILL LOOKS IN EXCELLANT SHAPE.
THE MOVIE IS GOOD AND ENTERTAINING AND I WOULD RECOMMENDED TO ANYONE TO WATCH IT IF YOUR A MARVEL COMICS JUNKIE...THE MOVIE WAS LOADED WITH ACTION AND DRAMA.  IT DOES HAVE LOTS OF VIOLENCE BUT THEN THIS IS WHAT MADE THE HULK A PUSSY CAT AROUND BETTY....GO SEE THE MOVIE OR WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR TO CATCH IT ON DVD....IT IS BETTER TO SEE IT BEFORE YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.  ----- RALPH
 
 
6月20日

SEPARATION OF RELIGION AND STATE--WHY ITS IMPORTANT

May 10, 2008

Algeria: $460 fine, one-year suspended sentence for carrying Bible, study materials

"Officials in several instances have cited a February 2006 law governing the worship of non-Muslims. Clarified by subsequent decrees in 2007, the law restricts most religious meetings to approved places of worship and forbids any attempt to 'shake the faith of a Muslim'."

Islamic Tolerance Alert. "Algeria: Christian sentenced for carrying Bible," from Compass Direct, May 10:

ALGIERS, Algeria, May 9 (Compass Direct News) – An Algerian Christian detained five days for carrying a Bible and personal Bible study books was handed a 300-euro (US$460) fine and a one-year suspended prison sentence last week, an Algerian church leader said.

Last Tuesday (April 29) a court in Djilfa, 150 miles south of Algiers, charged the 33-year-old Muslim convert to Christianity with “printing, storing and distributing” illegal religious material. A written copy of the verdict has yet to be issued.

The Protestant, who requested anonymity for security reasons, told fellow Christians in his home city of Tiaret that police pressured him to return to Islam while in custody.

The conviction is the latest in a wave of detentions and court cases against Algeria’s Protestants and Catholics. Since January police and provincial officials have ordered the closure of up to half of the country’s 50 estimated Protestant congregations.

Officials in several instances have cited a February 2006 law governing the worship of non-Muslims. Clarified by subsequent decrees in 2007, the law restricts most religious meetings to approved places of worship and forbids any attempt to “shake the faith of a Muslim.”

On the morning of April 25, the Tiaret resident and eight-year convert to Christianity was stopped at a police roadblock in the vicinity of Djilfa while riding in a shared taxi. Officials took the convert into custody upon finding a Bible and several religious study books in his luggage.

A Christian from Tiaret told Compass that Djilfa police appeared to have previous knowledge of the Protestant’s Christian connections. Officers refused to let the convert call friends to let them know of his detention, naming a church member in Tiaret whom they claimed he would contact.

“We will call your family for you,” the officials said, according to the Christian source from Tiaret.

According to one Algerian human rights lawyer, police violated the convert’s rights by refusing him the telephone call.

“Any detained person has the right to call his family,” said the lawyer, who requested anonymity.

A leader from the Protestant Church of Algeria, an umbrella association for mainline and evangelical congregations, said that Christians remained unaware of the detainee’s location for several days.

Precarious Position

The Christian source in Tiaret said that Djilfa police verbally attacked the convert because of his faith during his five-day detention at city’s police station.

“They did not hit him, but they tried to convert him back to Islam,” he said.

Under Algerian law, police can detain a suspect up to 48 hours before bringing him before a state prosecutor, the human rights lawyer told Compass.

“It is not legal for them to hold him for five days,” said the lawyer, who clarified that any detention between 24 and 48 hours had to be approved by a state prosecutor.

After five days in Djilfa’s main police station, the Christian was brought before a state prosecutor and then a Djilfa judge. According to the convert, the judge convicted him of “printing, storing and distributing” illegal religious literature, though the charge remains uncertain until a written verdict is issued.
6月19日

Talking about Navy Announces Christening of Submarine New Hampshire

 

Quote

Navy Announces Christening of Submarine New Hampshire
The Navy's newest attack submarine New Hampshire (SSN 778) will be christened Saturday, June 21, during an 11:00 a.m. EDT ceremony at Electric Boat in Groton, Conn.
 
Director of Naval Reactors, Adm. Kirkland Donald, will deliver the ceremony's principal address.  Cheryl McGuinness of Portsmouth, N.H., will serve as New Hampshire's sponsor.  Ms. McGuinness is the widow of Thomas McGuiness, co-pilot of American Airlines Flight 11 which was flown into the North Tower of the World Trade Center in the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks. The highlight of the ceremony will be Ms. McGuinness christening the ship by breaking a bottle of sparkling wine over the submarine, a time honored Navy tradition.
 
The fifth Virginia-class submarine, New Hampshire is the third ship to honor the Granite State. The first USS New Hampshire was in service from 1846-1921, including service during the Civil War. Later, she was renamed Granite State following decommissioning and was used as a training ship for the New York State Militia. The second USS New Hampshire (1908-1921) was a battleship used for convoy escort duty during World War I and also served as a training ship.
 
Along with her sister ships, New Hampshire, will provide the Navy with the capabilities required to maintain the nation's undersea supremacy well into the 21st century.  
 
Cmdr. Mike Stevens will become the ship's first commanding officer and will lead a crew of approximately 134 officers and enlisted personnel.
 
The 7,800-ton New Hampshire is built under a teaming arrangement between General Dynamics Electric Boat (Connecticut) and Northrop Grumman Shipbuilding - Newport News (Virginia). She is 337 feet in length, has a beam of 34 feet, and can operate at more than 25 knots submerged.
 
Additional information about this class of submarine is available online at http://www.navy.mil/navydata/fact_display.asp?cid=4100&tid=100&ct=4
6月18日

LAWS

Laws

 

  & Law of Mechanical Repair 
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. 

& Law of Gravity 
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 

& Law of Probability 
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 

& Law of Random Numbers 
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

& Law of the Alibi 
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 

& Variation Law 
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 

& Law of the Bath 
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

& Law of Close Encounters 
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 

& Law of the Result 
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

& Law of Biomechanics 
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

& Law of the Theater 
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

& The Starbucks Law 
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 

& Murphy's Law of Lockers 
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 

& Law of Physical Surfaces 
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. 

& Law of Logical Argument 
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 

& Brown's Law of Physical Appearance 
If the shoe fits, it's ugly. 

& Oliver's Law of Public Speaking 
A closed mouth gathers no feet. 

&  Wilson 's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy     
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 

& Doctors' Law 
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

6月17日

JAY LENO ON BUSH

   Jay Leno on President Bush

 

 

I hope you will all read to the end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity

Jay Leno wrote this; it’s the Jay Leno we don’t often see....

“The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source, right?

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President.  In essence, 2/3’s of the citizenry just ain’t happy and want a change.

So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, “What are we so  unhappy about?”
Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?

Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?

Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time, and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?

Maybe it is the ability to drive from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state?

Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?

I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough.

Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provides services to help all, and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.

Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your famil y and your belongings.

Or if, while at home watching 
 ONE of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.

This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents.  Neighborhoods where 90 percent of teenagers own cell phones and computers.

How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?

Maybe that is what has 67 percent of you folks unhappy.

Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens . They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about wh at we d on’t have , and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.

I know, I know. What about the President who took us into war and has no  plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent approval  rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks?

The Commander-In Chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn’t take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?

Think about it...are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the “Media” told you he was failing
to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn’t have to go.

They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a “general” discharge, an “other than honorable” discharge or, worst case scenario, a “dishonorable” discharge after a few days in the brig.

So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of  Americans? 
Say what you want, but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds, it leads; and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells,
and when criticized, try to defend their actions by “justifying” them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about “how he didn’t kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way”...Insane!

Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. 
Then start being grateful  for all we have as a country. There is exponentially more good than bad.

We are a mong the most blessed people on Earth, and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.

”With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, “Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?”

 

 

THESE ARE NOT MY FEELING ON BUSH...BUT GOT TO GIVE HIM A LITTLE CREDIT.... 

6月16日

MONDAYS BLUES -- LAUGH A LITTLE

A Ride Home
 
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk
guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr.
Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good
Samaritan, the man agrees. The bartender writes down the address and gives
it to him.
 
The man walks over and tries to wake Mr. Murphy but Mr. Murphy is groggy and
quite drunk. The man helps Mr. Murphy to his feet and Mr. Murphy falls to
the floor in a heap.
 
"Jeez," the man says wondering how anyone could drink so much. He takes
Murphy by the arm and practically drags him out to the car. Once there he
leans him against the side of his car while he looks for his keys. Mr.
Murphy slides down to the ground. The man finds his keys and manages to get
Murphy positioned in the car.
 
He then drives to the address the bartender gave him. He opens the passenger
door and helps Mr. Murphy out and the guy falls to the ground. Cursing
softly, now, the man helps him to his feet and practically drags him to the
front door. He lets go of Mr. Murphy to knock on the door and the guy falls
down again. He helps him to his feet as Mrs. Murphy answers the door.
 
"Hi, Mrs. Murphy, Your husband had a little too much to drink tonight so I
gave him a ride home."
 
"That was nice of you," she says, looking around...
"But wheres his wheelchair?"

 


The Bus Ride
 
 
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a
double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to  Louisiana. The Brunette team rode
on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.
 
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when
one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate.
 
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear,
staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them
with white knuckles. the brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'
 
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!?!'

 
 
THE INTRUDER
 
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you?"

"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!"

Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
6月15日

CHILDREN OF PARADISE

June 14, 2008

Iraq: Al-Qaeda's "Children of Paradise" behind an increasing number of attacks

More on this story. "Iraq: Child terrorists behind growing number of attacks," from Adnkronos International, June 13:

Baghdad, 13 June (AKI) - An al-Qaeda cell composed of children under the age of 16, known as "Children of Paradise", is believed to be responsible for a growing number of attacks in Iraq.
Statistics from Sunni militias loyal to the government estimate 60 recent attacks have been carried out by these young people who have been brain-washed by al-Qaeda terrorists based in villages along the Tigris River.
According to sources from the Awakening Council or US-backed Sunni tribal militias, quoted in the Arab newspaper al-Hayat, the group of aspiring suicide bombers are extending their range and have moved into the area of Tarimiya, north of Baghdad.
They are also reportedly operating in other areas in the Sunni province of Diyala and in the eastern part of the capital.
The Iraqi army has noted a rise in attacks carried out by children or women from 2007 to 2008.
In the last year they are believed to have carried out at least 16 suicide attacks and 200 other bomb attacks.
Leader of the Awakening Council of Tarimiya, Mahir Abu Sufiyan, followed a 10-year old boy, Bakr, who was selling gas cylinders in the area.
His life changed drammatically when he learned his brother had been killed while he was taking part in a jihadi action with an armed group.
"Since that time he distanced himself from his friends and began to attend isolated camps in Tarimiya where there were two 25-year old terrorists who taught him and other boys how to use arms and explosive devices," he said.
"The training lasts a month and then they are assigned a task and a target for an attack."
Al-Qaeda is recruiting children, in particular those orphaned by the war, but many parents have also received sums of money for allowing their children to enter the groups.

Sick.

Posted by Marisol at June 14, 2008 12:08 AM
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SEVERAL MONTHS AGO I WROTE OFF HOW COMMUNIST IN VIETNAM USED UNSUPPECTING CHILDREN TO CARRY BOMBS IN SHOESHINE BOXES TO KILL AMERICANS.  WELL, THIS I WORST WHEN TERRORIST BRAINWASH CHILDREN TO DO SUICIDE KILLINGS.  THESE MEN DON'T CARE ABOUT ALLAH, WHEN THEY KILL CHILDREN.  I BELIEVE BY THESE ACTIONS THAT MUSLIMS DON'T CARE.  WHERE IS AL JAZEERA TO REPORT OF THIS?  TO ME, AL JAZEERA IS A FRONT FOR THE TERRORIST PROPAGANDA AND NOT A NEWS WORTHY ORGANIZATION OTHERWISE THEY WOULD HAVE PUT THIS IN THE NEWS.  
6月14日

HMS ASTUTE -- ENGLAND'S DONE IT RIGHT

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An incredible new stealth submarine from Jolly Ol' England.  This will be some great help to the Free World.   The only problem I see is this wouldn't be any good in a War like this one we are presently fighting.  We are fighting no Country or Government, we are fighting an ideology and our own liberal press and congress.  Good luck!  Stiff upper lip.
 
  
 HMS Astute,

 "Britannia rules the waves"

Britain launches massive sub that can hear a ship from across the Atlantic

She is 4 years late and a massive 900 million over-budget.

But when the Royal Navy's super-sub HMS Astute finally arrived, she made for an awesome sight.

More complex than the space shuttle, and able to circumnavigate the globe without surfacing, the 7,400-ton monster is the largest and deadliest hunter-killer submarine ever built.



Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall cracked a bottle of beer brewed by the sub's crew on her prow to officially name the 'boat', in Navy jargon, before she was gingerly wheeled out of her shed at the stately speed of one metre per minute.



The specifications for Britain's biggest submarine make for mind- boggling reading, but it was the sheer size of the black behemoth which made its mark on the 10,000 dockyard workers, schoolchildren, VIPs and Navy personnel invited to the ceremony inBarrow-in-Furness, Cumbria!



The Astute submarine under construction at Barrow


As long as a football pitch, at 318 ft, and as wide as four double-
Decker buses, HMS Astute is a third longer than any sub which has gone before.

Her nuclear-powered engine will propel her through the water at more than 20 knots, yet the UK's first stealth sub makes less noise than a baby dolphin, making her as good as undetectable by enemy ships.

Astute's sonar is so advanced that if she was lying in the English Channel she would be able to detect ships leavingNew York harbour 3,000 nautical miles away (although the details of how she can do this are classified).

The nuclear reactor will never need refueling, and with an ability to make oxygen and drinking water out of sea water, the sub could stay underwater for its entire 25-year life span were it not for the needs of the crew.

Once she goes into operation in 2009, Astute
will carry a 98-man crew and stay at sea for 12 weeks on a routine patrol.



The massive submarine is slowly moved into position.

She will carry 38 Tomahawk cruise missiles, with a range of 1,240 miles, meaning Astute could attack targets in North Africa with pinpoint accuracy while sitting off the coast of Plymouth.


Spearfish torpedoes will also be on board for attacking ships and other subs.

But Astute will not carry nuclear weapons. The UK's Trident missiles         are launched from the Vanguard class of submarines.

The Navy's submarine chief Captain Mike Davis-Marks said: 'The Astute class of submarines will quite simply be unbeatable worldwide for many years to come.

'Astute will have a capability that will keep us right at the top of the premiership of the world's navies the Manchester United of submarine nations. With our proud heritage,Britain deserves nothing         less'

Astute is the first of four vessels to be built by BAE Systems at a total cost of 3.85 billion, or 960 million each.

THIS SUB WILL BE A GOOD ADDITION TO THE BRITS.  AS WE PRODUCE THE SEA WOLF AND THE NEXT GENERATION OF SSGN'S, I HOPE OUR COUNTRY ALSO GOES OUT AND MAKES A COUPLE OF MORE CARRIERS.

 


6月13日

FREEDOM AND OUR GOVERNMENT

There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some 
exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab 
the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his  
back, and stretching as if his back hurt. 

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student 
told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while 
fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow  
his country's government and install a new communist government. 

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a 
strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'  

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. 
The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a 
suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find  
it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to 
coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they 
are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat  
the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to 
that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides 
of the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, who are used to  
the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate 
on them and catch the whole herd. 

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and 
around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating  
the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to 
forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.  

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees  
happening to America . The government keeps pushing us toward 
socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of 
programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, 
tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), 
welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms - 
just a little at a time.  

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch!  
A politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you
can do yourself.  

If you see all of this wonderful government 'help' is a 
problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to  
send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to 
your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help 
you when the gate slams shut! 

In this 'very important' election year, listen closely to what the candidates are promising you -   
just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America.
 
  
'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big  
enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson
 
 
I do not know who wrote this but one thing for sure.  Congress has control of the purse strings and not the president. 
 Some in our government want to give anybody something.  War prisoner to have rights yet some were caught fighting Americans and they are not Afgans.  To me, that either makes them mercenaries or killers of Americans.  Anyway, we
have an election coming up.  So if you don't vote, don't complain about taxes, inflation, recession, or anything else,
because if you didn't vote, some poor soldier was guarding your front and back door so you can enjoy that freedom. 
I don't really like any of the candidates, but choose I will, even if its a gut feeling of who will make a better president. 
                                                          SO GO VOTE THIS YEAR!!!
 
6月12日

POWER OF PRAYER

In a small mid western conservative town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. A local church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and special prayer services.

 

Work progressed, however right up till the week before opening, when lightning struck out of aclear blue sky and hit the bar and it burned to the ground.

 

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, at least until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, through either direct or indirect actions or means.

 

The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its answer to the court.

 As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the pretrial hearing and commented,  'I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who fervently believes in the power of prayer and an entire church congregation that doesn't!'

6月11日

SHORT AND FUNNY

 

 

I dialed a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire .
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I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!

My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
~~~~~


The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"


6月10日

MORRIS AND ESTHER

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year
Morris would
say,  Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'
 
Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty
dollars, and fifty dollars
is fifty dollars'
 
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm
85 years old.   If I
don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
 
To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and
fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
 
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll
take the both of you for
a ride.  If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I
won't charge you! But if you
say one word, it's fifty dollars.'
 
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy
maneuvers, but
not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but
still not a word.
 
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did
everything I could to
get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
 
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when
Esther fell out,
but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!