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    May 31

    BILL GATE VS GMC

    For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

    'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'

    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

    If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

    1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash... Twice a day.

    2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.


    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

    5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

    6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

    7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

    8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

    10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.
    May 30

    NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK-OFF

    If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chile cook-off in New Mexico .

    Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

    For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is.. They actually have a Chile Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza   Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL .

    Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chile
    cook-off. The
    original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table,
    asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."

    Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

    CHILE # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILE  
     






    Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
    Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild..
    Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.

    < B> CHILE # 2 - EL RANCHO'S AFTERBURNER CHILE
    Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
    Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
    seriously.
    Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


    CHILE # 3 - ALFREDO'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILE




    Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chile. Great kick.
    Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
    Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I ha ve bee n snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer. 

    CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
    Judge # 1 -- Black bean chile with almost no spice. Disappointing.
    Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chile.
    Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT .. just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chile an aphrodisiac?

    CHILE

     # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

    Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chile. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
    Judge # 2 -- Chile using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.
    Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her
    chile had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher . I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.

    CHILE # 6 - VARGA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
    Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bol d vegetarian variety chile. Good balance of spices and peppers.
    Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic.
    Superb.

    Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt
    with a snow cone.

    CHILE # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION
    CHILI

    Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chile with too much reliance on canned peppers.
    Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chile peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about judge number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
    Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chile, which slid unnoticed out of
    my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. A t least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've
    decided to stop breathing.. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

    CHILE # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILE
    Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chile. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
    Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chile. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was
    lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chile pot down on top of h imself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to rea lly hot chile?
    Judge # 3 - No Report 

    May 29

    RICHARD CARPENTER

    BEAR1BEAR2BEAR3BEAR4
     
     
    BEAR5HORN1HORN2HORN3
     
     
    HORN4HORN5
     
     

    What do you do when you decide to be

    a poor, country- folk artist?

    With little money (if any), you must be creative, and use your resources.

    This artist did just that!

    What do you find in the mountains of Idaho ?........PINE TREES!

    (You’re thinking something made out of wood....Right?)

    Not even close!! ....Check out these pictures.

    These bears are made out of Pine Needles!!!

    (A couple of hundred thousand of them in justone large bear!)

    The pine needles were gathered off the ground, sorted, washed, trimmed and hand woven!

    It took over 8 months to make this life size bear.

    On the Salmon River.

    The Artist with the bear he calls:

    'Mountain Magic~ A New Life'

    Bear with carved fish

    'White Heart'.... A Life Size Black Bear and

    'Little Bear Innocence'... The cub

    To make a living, the artist carves Antlers and other materials: Moose,

    Deer, or Elk horn, wood, ivory, and more... Whatever he can find.

    Check out all these Moose Antler carvings!

    Nothing goes to waste!

     

    His work should be seen!

    If you agree, please send this to all your friends.

    I know the artist would love to hear from you,

    and to know that his art is being seen around the world.

    He said he would reply to every email and

    print every letter for his scrapbook.

    You can write to him at: mntmagic@custertel.net

    His name is Richard Carpenter.

     

    May 28

    CARROTS, EGGS, & COFFEE

     Carrots, Eggs & Coffee

    A carrot, an egg, and a cup of coffee..You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.

    A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

    Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed ea ch on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee be ans. She let them sit and boil; without saying a word.

    In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, ' Tell me what you see.'

    'Carrots, eggs, and coffee,' she replied.

    Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg.

    Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, 'What does it m
    ean, mother?'

    Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity: boiling water. Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. Howev
    er , after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water.

    'Which are you?' she asked her daughter. 'When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

    Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

    Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a f inancial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart?

    Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?

    May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

    The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be base d on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

    When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.

    Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

    You might want to send this message to those people who mean something to you (I JUST DID); to those who have touched your life in one way or another; to those who make you smile when you really need it; to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down; to those whose friendship you appreciate; to those who are so meaningful in your life.

    If you don't send it, you will just miss out on the opportunity to brighten someone's day with this message!

    May we all be COFFEE!!!!!!!

    May 27

    WHY, WHY, WHY!

     
    Why, Why, Why,
    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

    Why does someone
    believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes,
    why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses
    are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    Ho w come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    And m y FAVORITE......
    The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
    ~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~
    ****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****
     
    May 26

    Talking about 人間菩提--驚世之災如警策 Awakening to the Lessons that Alarming Disasters Bring

     

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    人間菩提--驚世之災如警策 Awakening to the Lessons that Alarming Disasters Bring
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    • 影片位址 http://210.59.147.4/wmv9/2008b/puti/puti_20080507H.wmv
    • 強烈氣旋襲緬甸
      千萬黎民亟待援
      驚世之災如警策
      莫忘戒慎行三好
    • 這場風災釀成了南亞海嘯以來最慘重的災情,也是緬甸過去十七年來最嚴重的傷亡,證嚴上人在今天的志工早會就呼籲大家 一起虔誠祈福,為災民祈禱,也要一起挹注人力、物力與心力,幫助災民度過難關。

      相當於強烈颱風的熱帶氣旋“納吉斯”侵襲緬甸,茅草鐵皮搭成的房子擋不住強風暴雨,緬甸軍政府初步統計,風災造成超過兩萬人死亡。包括紅十字會等國際救援組織都緊急動員,上人也呼籲大家一同為災民祈福。

      嚴重的天災,起因就是人類破壞環境。為了疼惜大地,全球慈濟人都在推動環保減碳,在馬來西亞,慈濟人就將每年的五月定為齋戒月,免費提供素食餐點,呼籲減少肉食,今年已經邁入第六年。

      驚世的災難,要有警世的覺悟,人人戒慎虔誠,疼惜大地回歸儉樸生活,才能自救救人。

      2008-05-07 20:37:56

    I BLOG THIS FROM ONE OF THE NETWORK FRIENDS(CHIAUSLOVE)....YOU GOT TO WATCH THIS...HE HAS OTHERS ON HIS WEB SITE....JUST AMAZING HOW MANY MORE WILL DIE BECAUSE OF A BRUTAL GOVERNMENT. GENOCIDE USING NATURE.

    May 25

    OBAMA--- MAKES SENSE TO ME!!!

                               makes sense to me -

     

     

              While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old

     

    Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate

    while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
    conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic

    got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a

    'post turtle'."  Not being familiar with the term, the

    doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.  The old

    rancher said, "When you're driving down a country

    road and you come across a fence post with a

    turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's

    face, so he continued to explain. "You know he

    didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up

    there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up

    there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass

    put him up there!."

     

     

     

     


     Pay close attention to the last
     comment!! Below are a few lines from Obama
    '
    s
    books; his words:

     From Dreams of My Father:
    '
    I ceased to advertise
     my mother
    '
    s race at the age of 12 or 13, when I
     began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating
     myself to whites.
    '


     From Dreams of My Father :
    '
    I found a solace in
     nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity
     against my mothers race.
    '


     From Dreams of My Father:
    '
    There was something
     about him that made me wary, a little too sure of
    himself, maybe. And white.
    '


     From Dreams of My Father: ;
    '
    It remained
     necessary to prove which 
    side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black
     masses, to 
    strike out and name names.
    '

    >
     From Dreams of My Father:
    '
    I nev er emulate white
     men and brown men whose fates didn
    '
    t speak to my
     own. It was into 
    my father
    '
    s image, the black man, son of Africa ,
     that I
    'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'


     
    From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the
     Muslims should the political winds shift in an
     ugly direction.'

     If you ever forwarded an e-mail, nows the time to
     do it again.

     

     

    -- 
     "Political language...is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind." --George Orwell



     

     

    May 24

    CRABBY OLD MAN

    Crabby Old Man
     
     
          When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small
          hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he
          had nothing left of any value.
     
          Later, when the nurses were going through his meager
          possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and
          content so impressed the staff that copies were made
          and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
     
          One nurse took her copy to Missouri. The old man's
          sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the
          Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the
          St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide
          presentation has also been made based on his simple,
          but eloquent, poem.
     
          And this little old man, with nothing left to give to
          the world, is now the author of this "anonymous"
          poem winging across the Internet.
     
     
     
     
          Crabby Old Man
     
     
          What do you see nurses?....What do you see?
          What are you thinking.....when you're looking at me?
          A crabby old man.....not very wise,
          Uncertain of habit........with faraway eyes?
     
          Who dribbles his food.......and makes no reply.
          When you say in a loud voice....."I do wish you'd try!"
          Who seems not to notice the things that you do.
          And forever is losing .......... A sock or shoe?
     
          Who, resisting or not...........lets you do as you will,
          With bathing and feeding ... The long day to fill?
          Is that what you're thinking? Is that what you see?
          Then open your eyes, nurse...you're not looking at me.
     
          I'll tell you who I am ......... As I sit here so still,
          As I do at your bidding, .....as I eat at your will.
          I'm a small child of Ten...with a father and mother,
          Brothers and sisters.....who love one another,
     
          A young boy of Sixteen with wings on his feet,
          Dreaming that soon now.....a lover he'll meet.
          A groom soon at Twenty ......my heart gives a leap.
          Remembering, the vows......that I promised to keep.
     
          At Twenty-Five, now ......... I have young of my own.
          Who need me to guide .... And a secure happy home.
          A man of Thirty ........ My young now growing fast,
          Bound to each other ....... With ties that should last.
     
          At Forty, my young sons ...have grown and are gone,
          But my woman's beside me......to see I don't mourn.
          At Fifty, once more,......Babies play 'round my knee,
          Again, we know children ..... My loved one and me.
     
          Dark days are upon me ..........My wife is now dead.
          I look at the future ........I shudder with dread.
          For my young are all rearing....young of their own.
          And I think of the years...And the love that I've known.
     
          I'm now an old man........and nature is cruel.
          Tis jest to make old age ......look like a fool.
          The body, it crumbles......grace and vigor, depart.
          There is now a stone......where I once had a heart.
     
          But inside this old carcass...A young guy still dwells,
          And now and again .......my battered heart swells.
          I remember the joys.........I remember the pain.
          And I'm loving and living...........life over again.
     
          I think of the years...all too few....gone too fast.
          And accept the stark fact......that nothing can last.
          So open your eyes, people ..........open and see,
          Not a crabby old man. Look closer....see....ME!!
     
     
     
          Remember this poem when you next meet an older
          person who you might brush aside without looking at
          the young soul within.....we will all, one day, be
          there, too!
     
     
         
    May 23

    ESSAY BY RAYMOND S. KRAFT

     
    SOME OF YOU MAY NOT BE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THAT NEARLY EVERY FAMILY IN AMERICA WAS GROSSLY AFFECTED BY WW II. MOST OF YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER THE RATIONING OF MEAT, SHOES, BUTTER, GASOLINE, AND SUGAR. NO TIRES FOR OUR AUTOMOBILES, AND A SPEED LIMIT OF 35 MILES AN HOUR ON THE ROAD, NOT TO MENTION, NO NEW AUTOMOBILES. READ THIS AND THINK ABOUT HOW WE WOULD REACT TO BEING TAKEN OVER BY FOREIGNERS IN 2008 or 2009.


    This is an EXCELLENT essay; well thought out and presented by Raymond S. Kraft, a writer living in Northern California who has studied the Middle Eastern culture and religion.

    Historical Significance:

    Sixty-three years ago, Nazi Germany had overrun almost all of Europe and hammered England to the verge of bankruptcy and defeat. The Nazis had sunk more than 400 British ships in their convoys between England and America taking food and war materials.

    At that time the US was in an isolationist, pacifist mood, and most Americans wanted nothing to do with the European or the Asian war.

    Then along came Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, and in outrage Congress unanimously declared war on Japan, and the following day on Germany, who had not yet attacked us. It was a dicey thing. We had few allies.

    France was not an ally, as the Vichy government of France quickly aligned itself with its German occupiers. Germany was certainly not an ally, as Hitler was intent on setting up a Thousand Year Reich in Europe. Japan was not an ally, as it was well on its way to owning and controlling all of Asia.

    Together, Japan and Germany had long-range plans of invading Canada and Mexico, as launching pads to get into the United States over our northern and southern borders, after they finished gaining control of Asia and Europe.

    America's only allies then were England, Ireland, Scotland, Canada, Australia, and Russia. That was about it. All of Europe, from Norway to Italy (except Russia in the East) was already under the Nazi heel.

    The US was certainly not prepared for war. The US had drastically downgraded most of its military forces after WW I because of the depression, so that at the outbreak of WW II, Army units were training with broomsticks because they didn't have guns, and cars with 'tank' painted on the doors because they didn't have real tanks. A huge chunk of our Navy had just been sunk or damaged at Pearl Harbor.

    Britain had already gone bankrupt, saved only by the donation of $600 million in gold bullion in the Bank of England (that was actually the property of Belgium) given by Belgium to England to carry on the war when Belgium was overrun by Hitler (a little known fact).
    Actually, Belgium surrendered in one day, because it was unable to oppose the German invasion, and the Germans bombed Brussels into rubble the next day just to prove they could.

    Britain had already been holding out for two years in the face of staggering losses and the near decimation of its Royal Air Force in the Battle of Britain, and was saved from being overrun by Germany only because Hitler made the mistake of thinking the Brits were a relatively minor threat that could be dealt with later. Hitler, first turned his attention to Russia, in the late summer of 1940 at a time when England was on the verge of collapse.

    Ironically, Russia saved America's butt by putting up a desperate fight for two years, until the US got geared up to begin hammering away at Germany.

    Russia lost something like 24,000,000 people in the sieges of Stalingrad and Moscow alone . . 90% of them from cold and starvation, mostly civilians, but also more than a 1,000,000 soldiers.

    Had Russia surrendered, Hitler would have been able to focus his entire war effort against the Brits, then America. If that had happened, the Nazis could possibly have won the war.

    All of this has been brought out to illustrate that turning points in history are often dicey things. Now, we find ourselves at another one of those key moments in history.

    There is a very dangerous minority in Islam that either has, or wants, and may soon have, the ability to deliver small nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons, almost anywhere in the world.

    The Jihadis, the militant Muslims, are basically Nazis in Kaffiyahs. They believe that Islam, a radically conservative form of Wahhabi Islam, should own and control the Middle East first, then Europe, then the world. To them, all who do not bow to their will of thinking should be killed, enslaved, or subjugated. They want to finish the Holocaust, destroy Israel, and purge the world of Jews. This is their mantra. (goal)

    There is also a civil war raging in the Middle East. For the most part not a hot war, but a war of ideas. Islam is having its Inquisition and its Reformation, but it is not yet known which side will win, the Inquisitors, or the Reformationists.

    If the Inquisition wins, then the Wahhabis, the Jihadis, will control the Middle East, the OPEC oil, and the US , European, and Asian economies.

    The techno-industrial economies will be at the mercy of OPEC. Not an OPEC dominated by the educated, rational Saudis of today, but an OPEC dominated by the Jihadis. Do you want gas in your car? Do you want heating oil next winter? Do you want the dollar to be worth anything? You had better hope the Jihad, the Muslim Inquisition, loses, and the Islamic Reformation wins.

    If the Reformation movement wins, that is, the moderate Muslims who believe that Islam can respect and tolerate other religions, live in peace with the rest of the world, and move out of the 10th century into the 21st, then the troubles in the Middle East will eventually fade away. A moderate and prosperous Middle East will emerge.

    We have to help the Reformation win, and to do that we have to fight the Inquisition, i.e., the Wahhabi movement, the Jihad, Al Qaeda and the Islamic terrorist movements. We have to do it somewhere. We can't do it everywhere at once. We have created a focal point for the battle at a time and place of our choosing . . . . . . in Iraq. Not in New York, not in London, or Paris or Berlin, but in Iraq, where we are doing two important things.

    (1) We deposed Saddam Hussein. Whether Saddam Hussein was directly involved in the 9/11 terrorist attack or not, it is undisputed that Saddam has been actively supporting the terrorist movement for decades; Saddam was a terrorist! Saddam was a weapon of mass destruction, responsible for the deaths of probably more than a 1,000,000 Iraqis and 2,000,000 Iranians.

    (2) We created a battle, a confrontation, a flash point , with Islamic terrorism in Iraq. We have focused the battle. We are killing bad people, and the ones we get there won't have to be killed here. We also have a good shot at creating a democratic, peaceful Iraq, which will be a catalyst for democratic change in the rest of the Middle East, and an outpost for a stabilizing American military presence in the Middle East for as long as it is needed.

    WW II, the war with the Japanese and German Nazis, really began with a 'whimper' in 1928. It did not begin with Pearl Harbor. It began with the Japanese invasion of China. It was a war for fourteen year's before the US joined it. It officially ended in 1945,a 17-year war, and was followed by another decade of US occupation in Germany and Japan to get those countries reconstructed and running on their own again . . a 27 year war.

    WW II cost the United States an amount equal to approximately a full year's GDP, adjusted for inflation, equal to about $12 trillion dollars . WW II cost America more than 400,000 soldiers killed in action and nearly 100,000 still missing in action.

    The Iraq war has, so far, cost the United States about $160,000,000,000, which is roughly what the 9/11 terrorist attack cost New York. It has also cost more than 3,600 American lives, which is roughly equivalent to lives that the Jihad killed (within the United States) in the 9/11 terrorist attack.

    The cost of not fighting and winning WW II would have been unimaginably greater - a world dominated by Japanese Imperialism and German Nazism.

    This is not a 60-Minutes TV show, or a 2-hour movie in which everything comes out okay. The real world is not like that. It is messy, uncertain, and sometimes bloody and ugly. It always has been, and probably always will be.

    The bottom line is that we will have to deal with Islamic terrorism until we defeat it, whenever that is. It will not go away if we ignore it!

    If the US can create a reasonably democratic and stable Iraq, then we have an ally, like England, in the Middle East, a platform, from which we can work to help modernize and moderate the Middle East. The history of the world is the clash between the forces of relative civility and civilization, and the barbarians clamoring at the gates to conquer the world.

    The Iraq War is merely another battle in this ancient and never ending war. Now, for the first time ever, the barbarians are about to get nuclear weapons, unless some body prevents them from getting them.

    We have four options:

    1. We can defeat the Jihad now, before it gets nuclear weapons.

    2. We can fight the Jihad later, after it gets nuclear weapons (which may be as early as next year, if Iran's progress on nuclear weapons is what Iran claims it is).

    3. We can surrender to the Jihad and accept its dominance in the Middle East now; in Europe in the next few years or decades, and ultimately in America.

    OR

    4. We can stand down now, and pick up the fight later when the Jihad is more widespread and better armed, perhaps after the Jihad has dominated France and Germany and possibly most of the rest of Europe. It will, of course, be more dangerous, more expensive, and much bloodier.

    If you oppose this war, I hope you like the idea that your children, or grandchildren, may live in an Islamic America under the Mullahs and the Sharia, an America that resembles Iran today.

    The history of the world is the history of civilization clashes, cultural clashes. All wars are about ideas, ideas about what society and civilization should be like, and the most determined always win.

    Those who are willing to be the most ruthless always win The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.

    Remember, perspective is every thing, and America's schools teach too little history for perspective to be clear, especially in the young American mind.

    The Cold War lasted from about 1947 at least until the Berlin Wall came down in 1989; forty-two years!

    Europe spent the first half of the 19th century fighting Napoleon, and from 1870 to 1945 fighting Germany!

    World War II began in 1928, lasted 17 years, plus a ten year occupation, and the US still has troops in Germany and Japan. World War II resulted in the death of more than 50,000,000 people, maybe more than 100,000,000 people, depending on which estimates you accept.

    The US has taken more than 3,500 killed in action in Iraq. The US took more than 4,000 killed in action on the morning of June 6, 1944, the first day of the Normandy Invasion to rid Europe of Nazi Imperialism.

    In WW II the US averaged 2,000 KIA a week for four years. Most of the individual battles of WW II lost more Americans than the entire Iraq war has done so far.

    The stakes are at least as high. . A world dominated by representative governments with civil rights, human rights, and personal freedoms . . . or a world dominated by a radical Islamic Wahhabi movement, by the Jihad, under the Mullahs and the Sharia (Islamic law).

    It's difficult to understand why the average American does not grasp this. They favor human rights, civil rights, liberty and freedom, but evidently not for Iraqis.

    'Peace Activists' always seem to demonstrate here in America, where it's safe.

    Why don't we see Peace Activist demonstrating in Iran, Syria, Iraq, Sudan,North Korea, in the places that really need peace activism the most? I'll tell you why! They would be killed!

    The liberal mentality is supposed to favor human rights, civil rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc., but if the Jihad wins, wherever the Jihad wins, it is the end of civil rights, human rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc.

    Americans who oppose the liberation of Iraq are coming down on the side of their own worst enemy!
     
    Please consider passing along copies of this article to students in high school, college and university as it contains information about the American past that is very meaningful today, history about America that very likely is completely unknown by them (and their instructors, too). By being denied the facts of our history, they are at a decided disadvantage when it comes to reasoning and thinking through the issues of today. They are prime targets for misinformation campaigns beamed at enlisting them in causes and beliefs that are special interest agenda.
    May 22

    FOR MY FRIENDS IN --- MICHIGAN DITTIES

      Michigan Ditties
     
     
            From 1910 to 1920, Hamtramck Michigan grew from 3,589 to 45,615
    residents, leading the nation in growth for that period.
     
            During the lumber boom era, the row of saloons that lined Water
    Street in Bay City was known as 'Hell's Half Mile'.
     
            In 1936, Escanaba , Michigan harvested and processed 100,000 sq. ft.
    of bird's eye maple to be used in the English Luxury Liner, the Queen Mary.
     
            When the territory of Michigan was created on Jan.11, 1805, Detroit
    was chosen as its capital.
     
            Bagley's Corner was the original name of Bloomfield Hills.
     
            The world's only marble lighthouse is located on Belle Isle.
    (Livingston Lighthouse)
     
            Hog's Hollow was the original name of Utica, Michigan.
     
            There are over 11,000 lakes in Michigan.
     
            The home offices of Life Savers Candy, Beech-Nut Gum, and Squirt
    soft drinks are in Holland, Michigan .
     
            In 1870, Detroit became the nation's first telephone customers to
    have phone numbers assigned to them.
     
            Charles A Lindbergh was born in Detroit on Feb 4, 1902.
     
            The Stars and Stripes first flew over Michigan soil on July 11,
    1796.
     
            In Sept. 1908, William C Durant of Flint organized several
    independent automobile plants into what was to become General Motors.
     
            Michigan began charging an annual license fee of 50 cents in 1905.
     
            Michigan's first police woman began walking the beat in Detroit in
    1893.
     
            In 1942, the Davison Freeway in Detroit was completed and became the
    world's first urban freeway.
     
            The first soft drink (Vernor's Ginger Ale) was introduced by a
    Detroit Pharmacist, James A Vernor, in 1866.  Note: There were several
    'elixirs' on  the market at that time, including what would later be called
    Coca Cola.  These contained alcohol, whereas Vernor's didn't. Thus the name
    'soft' drink
     
            The intersection of Woodward Avenue and Grand Avenue in Detroit
    proudly displayed the world's first traffic light in 1915.
     
            In 1688, Father Jacques Marquette founded the first permanent
    settlement in what would later become Michigan.
     
            The world's first shopping mall (Northland Mall), opened in the
    Detroit suburb of Southfield in 1954.
     
            The world's first painted highway center lines were featured in
    Trenton , Michigan in 1911. They were used in other towns and was how
    Centerline, Michigan got its name.
     
            Michigan ranks Number 1 nationally in the production of dog sleds.
     
            The nation's largest indoor/outdoor museum complex is Henry Ford
    Museum and Greenfield Village .
     
            Opened in 1904, the nation's oldest freshwater aquarium is the Belle
            Isle Aquarium.
     
            The onion is Michigan's largest fresh-market vegetable crop.
    May 21

    BOUDREEAUX THE CAJUN

    Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie.

    Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid, yeh.

    Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan.

    He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Arkansaw moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf.

    Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp.
    Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.
    A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.
    He slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin...wif two more frogs.
     
     
     
    THE FOLLOWING LINK WILL TAKE YOU TO  A SERIES OF PICTURES THAT WILL AMAZE YOU ON THE WAR IN IRAQ.  IT IS WORTH IT TO SEE AND JUDGE FOR YOURSELF WETHER OR NOT THE YOU ARE FOR OR AGAINST THE WAR. I FOR MYSELF AM NOT FOR THE WAR AND WOULD WANT OUR TROOPS BACK HOME.  SOONER OR LATER, WE WILL BE BACK OVER THERE AGAIN, BUT IT WILL BE DIFFERENT.
     
     
     
     
    May 20

    SEA POWER

     

    THE MILITARY

    Evan Thomas

    Sea Power

    The vital strategic of a strong naval force

    May 19, 2008 | Updated: 12:19  p.m. ET May 19, 2008

     

    The U.S. Naval War College was started in an abandoned poor house on an island near Newport, R.I., in 1884. It's still there, a mixture of attractive turn-of-the-century and ugly 1970s buildings overlooking the approaches to Narragansett Bay. Here, naval officers pushing around ship models on a checkerboard floor war-gamed sea battles against Japan in the 1930s. Here, in June 1897, Assistant Secretary of the Navy Theodore Roosevelt gave his famous paean to the Anglo-Saxon warrior spirit: "All the great masterful races have been fighting races …"

    But the War College's greatest contribution came from a genius who saw the Navy as a way to keep peace. Adm. Alfred Thayer Mahan was not much of a commander at sea, but his theories on sea power had an enormous influence on navies and political leaders all over the world (Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany was so taken that he ordered Mahan's book, "The Influence of Sea Power on History," placed in the wardroom of every German warship.) Mahan was able to see that as global trade developed, great powers would need strong navies to protect their interests all over the world. His model was Great Britain, which enforced a Pax Britannica through naval power throughout the 19th century.

    Mahan's heirs have made the U.S. Navy the dominant sea power in the world for more than a half-century. But the Navy as it now sails is still a cold war force, with giant "boomer" submarines (fleet ballistic missile subs) built to launch missiles at the Soviet Union and a large carrier fleet for projecting power in several theaters all at once. In an age when the boomers are no longer needed in such large quantities and the carriers are vulnerable to increasingly cheap and available ship-killing missiles, the Navy needs to modernize and rethink. But the brass, never quick to embrace change, fears that if it signals a willingness to cut back on existing weapons and platforms, the money will be quickly sucked up by the Army and Air Force, which have their own modernization needs.

     

    The Navy has a new maritime strategy, written largely at the War College, for projecting its power around the world. But as the president of the War College, Rear Adm. Jake Shuford, explained to me recently, the Navy lacks an obvious adversary (with the possible exception of China, a rising power the fleet does not wish to antagonize). Without an enemy, it's harder to get lawmakers to pay for a global naval force, especially at a time when the Army is stretched thin fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

    Visiting journalists need to be a little wary of admirals saying that the Navy needs more money. But as Mahan recognized, the best way to avoid war is to be stronger than any enemy. It seems to me that we want the nations of South and East Asia along our most vital trade routes to welcome the U.S. Navy as the cop on the beat—and not feel the necessity of building up their own naval forces to rival each other or the United States. There are already signs that China is building a formidable submarine fleet.

    America does not want to provoke the Chinese with belligerence, but nor does it wish to tempt them with weakness. War may be a great test of nations, as TR suggested, but keeping the peace through power is a wiser strategy, as Mahan showed. Does the Navy need to reconfigure its fleet, perhaps with smaller, less expensive subs and carriers that can stand way over the horizon and send in drone warplanes? Or picket ships for missile defense off Korea and in the Mediterranean? What is the cost and what is the benefit? What is more important to national security: expanded ground forces or a bigger, modernized Navy (or Air Force)? These are the sort of questions that never get debated in a presidential election—but should be.

    From Trafalgar in 1805 to Jutland in 1916—111 years—the British Navy did not fight a single major sea battle. It was an era of immense growth and stability in global trade and a time of relative peace and prosperity for the English-speaking peoples. The United States Navy has not fought a major sea battle since it defeated the Japanese at Leyte Gulf in 1944—some 64 years ago. The wisest goal for policy makers would be to keep that streak alive.

     

    BEING A EX-SAILOR,  I STILL BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE A STRONG NAVY.  ABLE TO PROJECT POWER TO ANY PART OF THE WORLD.  EVEN RIGHT NOW, CHINA IS DEVELOPING AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER AND A BALLISTIC SUBMARINE IS NOW IN COMMISSION.  CHINA IS A POWER HOUSE AND THEY LIKE US WANT TO PROTECT THEIR SHIPPING LANES AND SHIPS.  TO DO SO, A STRONG NAVY MUST BE IN PLACE.  THEY WILL HAVE THE PROBLEMS OF DEVELOPING CARRIERS, BUT WITH SPYS EVERWHERE AND ENGINEERS WHO WILL MEET A CHALLENGE, IT IS A MATTER OF TIME AND WE KNOW THEY HAVE THE MONEY.  TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM ON THERE LAND,  IT COST TO MUCH TO REBUILD AND THE LOST OF LIFE IS HEAVY.    THE PRICE OF FREEDOM IS HIGH AND ITS NOT FREE....SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS TO PAY WITH THEIR BLOOD.  ANYWHERE THERE IS A WAR AND WE GET INVOLVE, THE NAVY IS THERE FIRST BEFORE ANYONE ELSE WAKES UP....RALPH JENNINGS 

     

    May 19

    NEW ZEALAND EFFORT DURING WWII

    An article in the New Zealand Herald recognizing the sacrifice of
    the submarine fleet during WW2, link and article below:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?
    c_id=1&objectid=10506090

    On Anzac Day thoughts turn to those who gave their lives during
    various wars over the last century. But there is one group which has
    never been given recognition for what they achieved in World War II
    and that is the United States submariners, 3505 of whom lost their
    lives, including 374 officers.

    When one analyses what they achieved there is no doubt they did more
    than any other group to defeat the Japanese and save Australia and
    New Zealand from being invaded.

    The reason is simple - they sank more than 60 per cent of the
    Japanese merchant marine fleet. Without these ships, not only was
    the Japanese advance stifled, their occupying troops lost their
    supply lines and they virtually could not be evacuated like the
    British were at Dunkirk to fight in other battles.

    Additionally with the loss of shipping, Japan found it very
    difficult to supply the home land with raw materials from the
    conquered territories.

    After the Japanese invasion of Manchuria, the US instigated a policy
    of restricting supplies to Japan. This ultimately led to the
    Japanese attack at Pearl Harbour on December 7, 1941.

    The Japanese advance over the next five months was
    nothing short of staggering _ Hong Kong, the Philippines, Burma,
    Borneo, Malaya, Thailand, Indo-China (Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam)
    and Singapore on February 15, 1942 where 80,000 troops surrendered
    (the largest surrender of British military personnel in history)
    were occupied. Ships played a most important part in this role.

    The Dutch East Indies (Indonesia ) was occupied in March and Darwin
    first bombed on Februar y 15, 1942. The farthest Japanese advance was
    Guadacanal in the Solomon Islands by July 6. The farthest advance in
    Burma was on May 8, 1942, which was the second day of the Coral Sea
    battle - their first setback, followed by the Battle of Midway on
    June 3-6.

    Without a huge marine fleet this advance would never have been
    possible. Over the next two years the US Navy submarine fleet went
    to work.

    Fortunately they had cracked the Japanese naval code so they
    virtually knew their every move. The Japanese had also failed to
    destroy the enormous naval fuel-oil installations at Pearl Harbour
    when Admiral Nagumo did not go ahead with the third wave of air
    strikes.

    Admiral Nimitz, Commander in Chief of the US Navy Pacific Fleet,
    said that had the tanks been destroyed the war would have been
    prolonged by two years as it would have immobilised every ship in
    the Pacific Fleet.

    The Japanese had no long-range anti-sub marine aircraft and probably
    their destroyers were not that well equipped to deal with
    submarines. The problem for the American Navy was where to base the
    submarines. Darwin was ruled out because the harbour was considered
    too shallow. Finally Fremantle (near Perth) was chosen and obviously
    that was too far away for the Japanese to attack with aircraft. It
    was a long haul for the submarines to the areas where Japanese ships
    were active to the north but on the surface, diesel-powered
    submarines have a tremendous range.

    Obviously they would sail on the surface for most of their
    operations to and from Fremantle. Evidently Japan never found out
    where the submarines were based. The Fremantle base had 125
    American, 31 British and 11 Free Dutch submarines. The Americans
    deployed 288 submarines during the war so nearly half operated from
    the Fremantle base.

    Japan started the war with six million tonnes of shipping and of
    course built more as the war went on. US submarines sank 1314 of
    their ships of more than 1000 tons each, plus 700,000 tons of naval
    ships including eight aircraft carriers, a battleship and 11
    cruisers.

    They did 416 patrols and fired 14,500 torpedoes. Out of a total of
    52 subs lost, 48 were lost operating from the Fremantle base.
    American submariners made up only 1.6 per cent of the US naval
    manpower but they had the highest loss rate of US Armed Forces with
    22 per cent killed.

    At the German Naval Museum at Laboe, northeast of Kiel, there is a
    memorial to the 3505 American submariners and a memorial to the
    31,000 German submariners who lost their lives out of a total of
    39,000 men who served in their U-boats. The Germans built 1154 U-
    boats and lost 800.

    More than 50,000 allied Merchant Seamen lost their lives, many as a
    result of U-boat activity. They, too, have never been given true
    recognition for what the y achieved in the Atlantic and the
    sacrifices they made.

    Last year while in Los Angeles I spoke to a group of American
    submariners. Many did not know of their predecessors' achievements
    in the war and none knew there was a base in Fremantle.

    They are going to make a concerted effort to bring this oversight
    into prominence when remembrances are held. Their sacrifices
    certainly saved us from invasion. Anzac Day is now also the time to
    remember those 3505 dead submariners of the US Navy.
    * David Clemow of Auckland is a retired Air New Zealand pilot,
    previous technical director of the Airline Pilots Association and a
    qualified meteorologist.
    May 18

    BEFORE YOU GO

    Please read to the end and then click on the website -- this is fabulous!

    The elderly parking lot attendant wasn't in a good mood!
    Neither was Sam Bierstock. It was around 1 a.m., and Bierstock, a Delray
    Beach, Fla. eye doctor, business consultant, corporate speaker and
    musician, was bone tired after appearing at an event.

    He pulled up in his car, and the parking attendant began to speak. "I
    took two bullets for this country and look what I'm doing," he said
    bitterly.

    At first, Bierstock didn't know what to say to the World War II veteran.
    But he rolled down his window and told the man, "Really, from the bottom
    of my heart, I want to thank you."

    Then the old soldier began to cry.

    "That really got to me," Bierstock says.

    Cut to today.

    Bierstock, 58, and John Melnick, 54, of Pompano Beach - a member of
    Bierstock's band, Dr. Sam and the Managed Care Band - have written a song
    inspired by that old soldier in the airport parking lot. The mournful
    "Before You Go" does more than salute those who fought in WWII. It
    encourages people to go out of their way to thank the aging warriors
    before they die.

    "If we had lost that particular war, our whole way of life would have
    been shot," says Bierstock, who plays harmonica. "The WW II soldiers are
    now dying at the rate of about 2,000 every day. I thought we needed to
    thank them."

    The song is striking a chord. Within four days of Bierstock placing it on
    the Web, the song and accompanying photo essay have bounced around nine
    countries, producing tears and heartfelt thanks from veterans, their sons
    and daughters and grandchildren. "It made me cry," wrote one veteran's
    son. Another sent an e-mail
    saying that only after his father consumed several glasses of wine would
    he discuss " the unspeakable horrors" he and other soldiers had witnessed
    in places such as Anzio, Iwo Jima, Bataan and Omaha Beach. "I can never
    thank them enough," the son wrote. "Thank you for thinking about them."

    Bierstock and Melnick thought about shipping it off to a professional
    singer, maybe a Lee Greenwood type, but because time was running out for
    so many veterans, they decided it was best to release it quickly, for
    free, on the Web. They've sent the song to Sen. John McCain and others in
    Washington. Already they have been invited to p erform it in Houston for
    a Veterans Day tribute - this after just a few days on the Web. They hope
    every veteran in America gets a chance to hear it.

    GOD BLESS every EVERY veteran...
    and THANK you to those of you veterans who may receive this !

    CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO HEAR THE SONG AND SEE THE PICTURES

    Before You Go    http://www.managedmusic.com/Music/PlayBeforeYouGo.php

     
    AS MEMORIAL DAY APPROACHES, REMEMBER OUR WOMEN AND MEN THAT HAVE SERVED IN THE ARM FORCES.  AT CURRENT RATE, 2000 WWII VETS ARE PASSING AWAY A DAY...
    May 17

    TIPS FOR THE DAY!

    DID YOU KNOW?

    Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little 'stringy things' off of it. That's how the primates do it.

    Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.

    Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!

    Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.

    Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.

    To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.

    For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.

    Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.

    Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simple chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream.

     

    1. Reheat Pizza
    Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set
    heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No
    soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.

    2. Easy Deviled Eggs
    Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all
    broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up
    mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg.
    Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.

    3. Expanding Frosting
    When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.

    4. Reheating refrigerated bread
    To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place
    them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.

    5. Newspaper weeds away
    Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet
    newspapers put layers around the plants overlapping as you go cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.

    6. Broken Glass
    Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.

    7. No More Mosquitoes
    Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquit oes away.

    8. Squirrel Away!
    To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with
    cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the
    squirrels won't come near it.

    9. Flexible vacuum
    To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an
    empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.

    10. Reducing Static Cling
    Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a
    clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when
    wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and -- ta da! -- static is gone.

    11. Measuring Cups
    Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot
    water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your
    ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out.

    12. Foggy Windshield?
    Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the
    glove box of your car. When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!

    13. Reopening envelope
    If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include
    something inside , just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.

    14. Conditioner
    Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's a lot cheaper than
    shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair...

    15. Goodbye Fruit Flies
    To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it 1/2' with
    Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid, mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!

    16. Get Rid of Ants
    Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it
    'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so,
    especially if it rains, but it works & you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!

    17. INFO ABOUT CLOTHES DRYER
    The heating unit went out on my dryer! The gentleman that fixes things around the house for us told us that he wanted to show us something and he went over to the dryer and pulled out the lint filter. It was clean. (I always clean the lint from the filter after every load clothes.) He took the filter over to the sink, ran hot water over it. The lint filter is made of a mesh material - I'm sure you know what your dryer's lint filter looks like. 
    Well,...the hot water just sat on top of the mesh! It didn't go through
    it at all! He told us that dryer sheets cause a film over that mesh
    that's what burns out the heating unit. You can't SEE the film, but it's there. It's what is in the dryer sheets to make your clothes soft and
    static free -- that nice fragrance too, you know how they can feel waxy when you take them out of the box, well t his stuff builds up on your clothes and on your lint screen. This is also what causes dryer units to catch fire & potentially burn your house down with it! He said the best way to keep your dryer working for a very long time (& to keep your electric bill lower) is to take that filter out & wash it with hot soapy water & an old toothbrush (or other brush) at least every six months. He said that makes the life of the dryer at least twice as long!
    How about that!?! Learn something new everyday! I certainly didn't know dryer sheets would do that. So, I thought I'd share!
    Note: I went to my dryer & tested my screen by running water on it. The water ran through a little bit but mostly collected all the water in
    the mesh screen. I washed it with warm soapy water & a nylon brush & I had it done in 30 seconds. Then when I rinsed it the water ran right Thru the screen! There wasn't any pudding at all! That repairman knew what he was talking about!
     
    THESE ARE THE EDUCATIONAL TIPS I GET IN EMAILS...
    May 16

    ENCOURAGEMENT



    Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

    One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help
    drain the fluid from his lungs.

    His bed was next to the room's only window.

    The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

    The men talked for hours on end.

    They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their
    involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

    Every afternoon,  when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would
    pass the time by describing to his roommate all the
    things he could see outside the window.

    The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his
    world would be broadened and enlivened by all the
    activity and color of the world outside.

    The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.

    Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats.
    Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of
    every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

    As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the
    other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

    One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

    Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's
    eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

    Days, weeks and months passed.

    One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find
    the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

    She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

    As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next
    to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

    Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at
    the real world outside.

    He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.  

    It faced a blank wall.

    The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had
    described such wonderful things outside this window.

    The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

    She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

    Epilogue:

    There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own
    situations.

    Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

    If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

    'Today is a gift, that is why it is called   The Present.'



     
    May 15

    MR MURPHY AND THE BLONDES

    A Ride Home
     
    A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk
    guy passed out at a table nearby. The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr.
    Murphy and asks the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good
    Samaritan, the man agrees. The bartender writes down the address and gives
    it to him.
     
    The man walks over and tries to wake Mr. Murphy but Mr. Murphy is groggy and
    quite drunk. The man helps Mr. Murphy to his feet and Mr. Murphy falls to
    the floor in a heap.
     
    "Jeez," the man says wondering how anyone could drink so much. He takes
    Murphy by the arm and practically drags him out to the car. Once there he
    leans him against the side of his car while he looks for his keys. Mr.
    Murphy slides down to the ground. The man finds his keys and manages to get
    Murphy positioned in the car.
     
    He then drives to the address the bartender gave him. He opens the passenger
    door and helps Mr. Murphy out and the guy falls to the ground. Cursing
    softly, now, the man helps him to his feet and practically drags him to the
    front door. He lets go of Mr. Murphy to knock on the door and the guy falls
    down again. He helps him to his feet as Mrs. Murphy answers the door.
     
    "Hi, Mrs. Murphy, Your husband had a little too much to drink tonight so I
    gave him a ride home."
     
    "That was nice of you," she says, looking around...
    "But wheres his wheelchair?"
    The Bus Ride
     
     
    Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a
    double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to  Louisiana. The Brunette team rode
    on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.
     
    The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when
    one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.
    She decided to go up and investigate.
     
    When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear,
    staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them
    with white knuckles. the brunette asked, 'What the heck's going on up here?
    We're having a great time downstairs!'
     
    One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
    'YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!?!'
    May 14

    SOMEONE'S POINT OF VIEW....

    Long, but good, please read
     

    Received the attached from a friend in California; it certainly offers a new perspective on the situation!  Just passing it along; not responsible for content! 







     
     
     
     

    After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator John McCain for President.

    I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone because some political party was telling me who I should vote for.

    We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that the process of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed.  The words 'money' and 'special interests' come to mind, among many others.

    Here's the way I see it:

    Barack Obama, you are a fine public speaker.  You are also an extremely liberal Senator from the State of Illinois, which has a long and rich history of political corruption of the first magnitude.  You are indeed a child of that system.

    You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity to tolerate your insults.  It has nothing at all to do with your skin color.  As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an African-American for President.  What a great statement that would be to the entire world that we are indeed the greatest country on earth!  But, unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU are NOT the man for this job!

    Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never heard the sermons of your own pastor, the Right Reverend 'G?# D&*% America 'Jeremiah Wright.  It is a matter of record that this has been your church for over 20 years.  It is a matter of record that you were married there by this very pastor, and that your children were baptized there.  The good Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya with you and to give a lifetime achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people.  We have all now seen excerpts of his sermons all over the airwaves by now.  A nd you have publicly stated that this man IS your 'spiritual mentor'.

    BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you.  His words were disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church congregation, seen jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the background that disturb me the most.  And please don't tell me you attended church there and never once heard a 'discouraging word' in the 20 years you attended there.  Don't tell me, that in addition to the good reverend, that you are now not having anything to do with all those other people seen hooting and howling out in the audience in the background of his fiery tirades.
     
    Even Oprah Winfrey got disgusted and walked out.  I am no Oprah fan, but still she did the right thing.

    Now YOU look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you never heard such language in all the years you attended there!  This is like me telling you that I attended dozens of Klan rallies and neve r once heard the 'N' word.  Yep.  And Bill Clinton 'did not inhale'.

    Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid things that embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something that is so incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid enough to believe you.  THAT is the main reason that I will never vote for you.  I am deeply sorry, that in a county teeming with enormously talented African Americans who would make a good President that the political system has chosen YOU.  You are a pathetic and plastic excuse for an American, who will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge of Allegiance.  God forbid you ever get near the Oval Office.

    Now, did I mention Bill Clinton?

    AH YES!   This brings us to MRS. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON , who this candidate really is, in spite of all the other names she may care to call herself.  This 'feminist' piece of work of course would like to be referred to as MS. and we all know who wears the pant suit in that family.

    MS. Clinton, (sugar), it is just as depressing to realize that there are dozens of women who would also make great Presidents.  But, unfortunately, the horrible state of the selection process has selected YOU.  Ms. Clinton, I'm sorry, but you could not tell the truth if we water boarded your worthless a**!

    Still you play the role of the 'embarrassed but dignified noble wife'.  What utter malarkey!  I am not voting for you for a world of reasons, but the main one is the same as not my voting for Senator Obama.  You persistently insult my intelligence.  It COULD be conceivably possible that you did not know about Monica Lewinsky, extremely remote, but possible if we stretch our imaginations a bit.  But you turn around and then ask me to believe that you also did not know about Paula Jones and the legion of other women who were chewed up and spit out by your lecherous excuse for a husband.  Please turn off this broken record!!!

    But let's set aside your hubby's flagrant peccadillos.  The real reason I will never vote for you is that I don't think the country can survive EIGHT MORE YEARS of Whitewater, Travelgate, Filegate, Sandy Berger stuffing his socks with classified intelligence, Janet Reno's goon squad, and the myriad other corruptions that seem to stick to you like your ugly face.  So our former President can't keep his ---- in his pants.  The REAL issue is that he committed perjury under oath when he lied about it and the pathetically-attempted cover-up that followed.  Like you, he is totally incapable of telling the truth.  He could not do it if you tortured him, and i n voting for you, we would get the BOTH of you, all over again.  The same folks who could have taken out Osama Bin Laden over 3,000 dead Americans ago!
    And please stop telling me that you have '8 years of experience' to lead us.  You were the freakin' first lady already, not the Commander in Chief.  Jeez!  The sum of your 'experience' is that of the most worrisome and incompetent meddling in the history of the White House.  You even cursed your pitiful staff and the Secret Service agents who were and still are unfortunately charged with risking their lives to protect your worthless, thieving hide, and all at the expense of other people who have to work for a living.

    Your single pathetic platform is to finance the illegal drugs, alcoholism and bad habits of the very lowest and most irresponsible freeloaders in America and to then 'garnish the wages' (your own words) of every law-abi ding and hard-working American to pay for it.  This disaster you refer to as 'Universal Health Care'.  Where have you been the last 30 years?  Did you not see that socialism is a failure wherever it has been tried?  Did you not notice that the Soviet Union has collapsed since it gave no reward to those who worked the hardest for the fruits of their own labors to pay for those who will not?

    It is interesting to see all the dead bodies that you and your hubby have left in your wake.  Suicides, mysterious deaths, cover-ups that make Richard Nixon look like a rank amateur.  The utter contempt and unbelievable arrogance of some of your strongest supporters, most notably the recently resigned and disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer, the epitome of hypocritical and malevolent arrogance gone wild, one of your most ardent, wealthy and powerful political supporters.  A man the news media refuses to admit IS a 'superdelegate' in your own political machine, a fine example of your own 'adopted' state of New York.  No wonder you moved there to run for Senator!  The environment there is perfect for the likes of you !

    Yes,  I would vote for a woman, but I will NOT vote for YOU !
     
    Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.

    John, you are a flawed man.  You are a bit old, a bit looney and you have a notoriously bad temper.  This perfectly qualifies you, in my humble opinion, to lead us for the next eight years.  I WANT your trembling hand on the nuclear button.  

    Think about it.

    We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running around like lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the world into nuclear Armageddon.  We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and rattling their sabers at us.  I want John McCain in the Ova l Office and I want him to be really pissed off at all these other nut jobs around the planet.

    John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office and throw one of your perfect FITS.   Jump up and down and throw something through a plate glass window.  Rip the drapes down and foam at the mouth a bit.  And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can see it.  I want ALL of these 'world leaders' to lie awake at night and to break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with the United States of America .

    I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock on your night stand.  I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran , Russia , China , Venezuela , Cuba , Libya , Syria , Pakistan , and those other ass holes in the sheets, the Saudis.

    On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across the aisle to the opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get the Congress to do something.  You may not agree with his efforts, but at least he TRIED.  For all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his head in a basket.  The liberals are pissed at him and the conservatives are pissed at him.  Just my kinda guy.

    I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his running mate.  Good choice.  I want a Jew whose memory of the Holocaust is still fresh in his mind and who is royally pissed off at all of these towel-headed morons in the Middle East to be the next in line if something should happen to John.  Shalom, Vice President Joe.  One heartbeat from the Oval Office.

    Finally.  John McCain knows on a most personal level what it is to suffer horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in front of you, for their love of America .  When you ask him about it, he will tell you that what he did was 'nothing special'.  Even more incredibly, he states that ANY American who truly loves his country would do exactly the same as he did in that situation.  You and I will have a hard time believing that, but the real point is that John McCain believes that about the 'average American', and that, dear friends and neighbors, is why I will cast my one poor ballot for on election day for John McCain -- warts and all.

    God Bless America!
     
    this is not my view, but of another.  I don't really trust Obama, don't trust Hillary, niether of them can tell the truth,  and McCain, well he is ????wishy-washy.  If Richardson had stayed in the race, I would have voted for him., but he didn't.  Lets see what trash comes out after the conventions.  One thing to remember, IF YOU DON'T VOTE, DON'T BITCH WHO IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.  IF YOU HAVE A COMMENT OR A POINT OF VIEW AND WANT IT PUT ON MY BLOG, EMAIL IT TO ME...WATCH YOUR TYPING....
    May 13

    GOD BLESS TEXAS

    GOD BLESS TEXAS


    A woman from Austin , who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter, purchased several acres of Hill Country land, near Lake Travis , Texas . There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl. It attacked her! In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall incurred several splinters of wood in her crotch.

    In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor, 35 minutes away. She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter and how she came to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience. He then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help. The impatient patient sat, and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.


    The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'
    He smiled and said, 'Well, I had to get permits from US Environmental Service, the Texas Parks and Wildlife and Keep Texas Beautiful before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'
     
    WATCH OUT FOR THEM TEXAS HUNTERS...SOME ARE DOCTORS.  DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS..
    May 12

    EARTHQUAKE IN CHINA

    IT IS A SAD DAY WHEN NATURE CAN SHAKE THE WORLD AND BRING DOWN BUILDING AS IF THEY ARE MATCH STICK HOUSES.  MY HEART GOES TO THE CHINESE PEOPLE AND HOPE THAT THE DEATH TOLL STAYS LOW.