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11月29日

NEW IMMIGRANTS

ORANGE COUNTY ( CALIFORNIA ) NEWSPAPER 

 

This is a very good letter to the editor. This woman made some good points. For some reason, people have difficulty structuring their arguments when arguing against supporting the currently proposed immigration revisions. This lady made the argument pretty simple. NOT printed in the Orange County Paper.................... 
 
Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which does not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published; but, with your help it will get published via cyberspace! 

 

New Immigrants 

 

From: "David LaBonte"

 

My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined.


Dave LaBonte (signed)

 

Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register:

 

Dear Editor:

 

So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry.

 

Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented. Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home.

 

They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture.

 

Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity. Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany, Italy,France and Japan . None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan. They were defe nding the United States of America as one people. When we liberated France, no one in those villages were looking for the French-American or the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.

 

And here we are in 2006 with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life . I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags.

 

And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty, it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet.


(signed) Rosemary LaBonte

 


KEEP THIS LETTER MOVING.  FOR THE WRONG THINGS TO PREVAIL THE RIGHTFUL MAJORITY NEEDS TO REMAIN COMPLACENT AND QUIET!!  LET THIS NEVER HAPPEN!!


I hope this letter gets read by millions of people all across the nation!!

 

11月26日

THE ACCIDENT IN MINNESOTA

THE ACCIDENT IN MINNESOTA


Ole had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.

"Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my Favorite mule, Bessie, into the...

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Ole said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Minnesota Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine."

"Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
Bessie".

Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her da
highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas thrown into one ditch and Bessie vas thrown
into da other. I vas hurting, real bad, and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning.. I knew she was in terrible shape
just by her groans. Shortly after da accident da Minnesota Highway Patrolman came to da scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so
he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her right 'twe en da eyes. Then the Patrolman
came across da road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'

Now vat the heck vould YOU say?"

 

11月25日

WINTER WEATHER

IT HAS SNOW THE LAST FEW DAYS AND IT IS WELCOMED.  IT HAS BEEN COLD BUT, CONSIDERING THAT WE HAD A MILD WET SUMMER WITH PLENTY OF RAIN THIS YEAR.  IT WILL CONTINUE TO GET COLD.  I GUESS IT SNOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF INCHES BUT BY 3 PM, THE SUN HAD MELT ALL THE SNOW...WELL BACK TO WARM DAYS. 
 
IN OTHER NEWS, BABY GRACE MIGHT HAVE HAD HER PARENTS FOUND....
 
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.  I DON'T THINK SO.  ISLAMIC RADICALS WILL NEVER REST UNITL EVERYONE IS A MUSLIM OR DEAD.  PRESIDENT HUGO CHAVEZ, I WOULD SAY IS PROBABLY CATHOLIC, AND THE CRAZY IRANIAN PRESIDENT, WOULD PROBABLY STAB HIM.  AFTER ALL CHAVEZ IS AN INFIDEL, JUST LIKE ME, BUT I BELIEVE IN GOD, JESUS, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.  SOONER OR LATER, WAR WILL HAPPEN, IT JUST WHEN.
 
OUR DOLLAR IS NOT DOING SO GOOD.  WE EITHER START RAISING MORE TAXES TO PAY THE DEFICIT OR WATCH OUR ECOMONY PLUNDER.  THE EURO IS DOING GOOD BUT SOONER OR LATER IT WILL FLOUNDER.  THE DEMOCRATS ARE NOT DOING SO GOOD IN GOVERNMENT BUT THEN LOOKS WHO IS LEADING THEM...AS FOR THE REPUBLICANS, TES..TES..TES...JUST GOT TO GREEDY.
 
OIL WILL HIT A $100 BUCKS SOON.  NOW IF OUR OIL REFINERIES WOULD ONLY UPGRADE TO PRODUCE MORE AND EVEN BUILD MORE REFINERIES SINCE NOT ONE HAD BEEN BUILD IN OVER 25 YRS.  ETHANOL WILL NEVER DO GOOD.  IT POLLUTES LESS THE AIR, BUT I FIGURE IT HAS SOLID WASTE OR LIQUIDS THAT ARE HARD TO GET RID OF....JUST DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
 
AND REMEMBER GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE WITH A GREAT VARITY OF WEAPONS. 
 
DO YOUR PART IN KEEPING AMERICA BEAUTIFUL, THERE ARE PLENTY OF US THAT CARE.
11月24日

ONLY IF YOU RETIRE!

 

The Sheriff's car....

 

The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white patrol units and has the graphics applied locally.  In this case, what they ordered was not quite what they got!

 

This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car.   The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics company before he retired!!!

11月22日

ISLAMIC LAW---MAKES YOU WONDER

November 21, 2007

Saudi defends 200 lashes for gang-rape victim

How could they not defend it? They're just applying Islamic law. "Saudi defends verdict against gang-rape victim," from Reuters (thanks to John):

RIYADH (Reuters) - Saudi Arabia defended on Tuesday a court's decision to sentence a woman who was gang-raped to 200 lashes of the whip, after the United States described the verdict as "astonishing".

The 19-year-old Shi'ite woman from the town of Qatif in the Eastern Province and an unrelated male companion were abducted and raped by seven men in 2006.

Ruling according to Saudi Arabia's strict reading of Islamic law, a court had originally sentenced the woman to 90 lashes and the rapists to jail terms of between 10 months and five years. It blamed the woman for being alone with an unrelated man.

Last week the Supreme Judicial Council increased the sentence to 200 lashes and six months in prison and ordered the rapists to serve between two and nine years in jail.

The ruling provoked rare criticism from the United States, which is trying to persuade Saudi Arabia to attend a Middle East peace conference in Annapolis, Maryland next week.

A State Department spokesman told reporters on Monday that "most (people) would find this relatively astonishing that something like this happens".

Nothing astonishing about it at all. It's just Islamic law, but why would the State Department know or care about that

11月21日

NOSTALGIC BURMA SHAVE SIGNS

  NOSTALGIC Burma Shave Signs 
 
  Those Grand Old Burma Shave Road Signs
 
  TRAINS DON'T WANDER
  ALL OVER THE MAP
  'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
  IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
  Burma Shave
 
  SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
  BY MISTAKE
  SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
  HER HUSBAND JAKE
  Burma Shave
 
  Remember these?
  For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs,
  here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's, '40's,
  and '50's. Before there were interstates, and on old
  301S, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads,
  Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the
  countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red
  signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet
  apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet .
  and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave,
  a popular shaving cream.
 
  Here are more of the actual signs:
 
  DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
  TO GAIN A MINUTE
  YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
  YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
  Burma Shave
 
  DROVE TOO LONG
  DRIVER SNOOZING
  WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
  IS NOT AMUSING
  Burma Shave
 
 
 
  BROTHER SPEEDER
  LET'S REHEARSE
  ALL TOGETHER
  GOOD MORNING, NURSE
  Burma Shave
 
  CAUTIOUS RIDER
  TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
  LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
  AND MORE STEER
  Burma Shave
 
  SPEED WAS HIGH
  WEATHER WAS NOT
  TIRES WERE THIN
  X MARKS THE SPOT
  Burma Shave
 
  THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
  OF PAUL FOR BEER
  LED TO A WARMER
  HEMISPHERE
  Burma Shave
 
  AROUND THE CURVE
  LICKETY-SPLIT
  BEAUTIFUL CAR
  WASN'T IT?
  Burma Shave
 
  NO MATTER THE PRICE
  NO MATTER HOW NEW
  THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
  IN THE CAR IS YOU
  Burma Shave
 
  A GUY WHO DRIVES
  A CAR WIDE OPEN
  IS NOT THINKIN'
  HE'S JUST HOPIN'
  Burma Shave
 
  AT INTERSECTIONS
  LOOK EACH WAY
  A HARP SOUNDS NICE
  BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
  Burma Shave
 
  BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
  EYES ON THE ROAD
  THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
  DRIVER'S CODE
  Burma Shave
 
  THE ONE WHO DRIVES
  WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
  DEPENDS ON YOU
  TO DO HIS THINKING
  Burma Shave
 
  CAR IN THE DITCH
  DRIVER IN THE TREE
  THE MOON WAS FULL
  AND SO WAS HE.
  Burma Shave
 
  And my all time favorite:
 
  PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
  TAKE IT SLOW
  LET OUR LITTLE
  SHAVERS GROW
  Burma Shave
 
  Do these bring back any old memories?
  If not, you're merely a child.
  If they do - then you're old as dirt...
  LIKE ME!   and I remember:
 
  Don't stick your elbow
  Out so far 
  It may go home
  In another car
  BURMA SHAVE 
 
  WHEN YOUR SUPPLY
  GETS DOWN TO FOUR
  THAT'S THE TIME  
  TO BUY SOME MORE 
  Burma Shave
  
  BEST ADVICE 
  NO IF OR BUTS 
  DRIVE LIKE EVERYONE 
  ELSE IS NUTS 
  Burma Shave
 
 
THIS SIGNS MAKE GOOD SAFETY SIGNS AT LARGE PLANTS WHERE DRIVING CAN BE MILES.
11月20日

GOLFING AT ITS BEST.....

A MUST READ FOR ALL GOLFERS . . .

A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.
She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.


What troubles you, Sister?" asks the MotherSuperior.

"I thought this was the day you spent with your family."

"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with my brother.
We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented
Golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."

"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed.

"So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"
"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!"

"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must
tell me all about it!"

"Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother -540 yard Par 5,
with a nasty doglegleft and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life.I creamed it.

The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted.
and it hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"

"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate!

But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"
"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened,
this squirrel runs out of the woods grabs my ball and runs off  Down the fairway!"

"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized Mother.

"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister.

"And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God,
this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!"

"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile.

"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished, "because as the hawk started to fly out of sight,
the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green,
and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...

"You missed the putt, didn't you?"
11月18日

MRE DINNER DATE

 
MRE DINNER DATE
 
MRE dinner date, the following is a true story .... told from the point of view of a young Marine.
 
I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY never eaten.
 
I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories. Here's what I made I took three of the Ham Slices out of their plastic packets, took out three of the Pork Chops, three packets of Chicken-a-la- King, and eight packets of dehydrated butter noodles and some dehydrated/rehydrated rice. I cooked the Ham Slices and Pork Chops in one pan, sautéed in shaved garlic and olive oil.
 
In an other pot, I blended the Chicken a-la-king, noodles, and rice together to make a sort of mush that looked suspiciously like succotash. I added some spices, and blended everything together in a glass pan that I then cooked in the oven for about 35 minutes at 450 degrees.
 
When I took it out, it looked like, well, ham slices, pork chops, and a bed of yellow poop. I covered the tops of the meat in the MRE cheese (kind of like Velveeta) and added some green sprinkle things from one of my spice cans (hey, if it's got green sprinkle things on it, it looks fancy right?)
 
For dessert, I took four MRE Pound Cakes, mashed 'em up, added five packets of cocoa powder, powdered coffee cream, and some water. I heated it up and stirred it until it looked like a sort of chunky gelatinous organism, and I sprinkled powdered sugar on top of it. Voila--Ranger Pudding.
 
For alcoholic drinks, I took the rest of my bottle of Military Special Vodka (yes, they DO make a type of liquor named "Military Special"--it sells for $4.35 per fifth at the Class Six) and mixed in four packets of "Electrolytes - 1 each - Cherry flavored" (I swear, the packet says that). It looked like an eerie Kool-aid with sparkles in it (that was the electrolytes I guess... could've been leftover sand from Egypt ).
 
I lit two candles, put a vase of wildflowers in the middle, and set the table with my best set of Ralph Lauren Academy-series China (that shit is EXPENSIVE... my set of 8 place settings cost me over $600 on sale at the Lejeune PX ), and put the alcoholic drink in a crystal wine decanter.
 
She came over, and I had some appetizers already made, of MRE spaghetti-with- meatballs, set in small cups. She saw the dinner, saw the food, and said "This looks INCREDIBLE!! !"
 
We dug in, and she was loving the food. Throughout the meal, she kept asking me how long it took me to make it, and kept remarking that I obviously knew a thing or two about cooking fine meals. She kind of balked at the makeshift "wine" I had set out, but after she tried it I guess she liked it because she drank four glasses during dinner.
 
At the end of the main course, when I served the dessert, she squealed with delight at the "Chocolate mousse" I had made. Huh? Chocolate what?
 
Okay... yeah... its Chocolate Moose. Took me HOURS to make... yup
 
Later on, as we were watching a movie, she excused herself to use my rest room. While she was in there, I heard her say softly to herself "uh oh" and a resounding but petite fart punctuated her utterance of dismay.
 
Let the games begin.
 
She sprayed about half a can of air freshener (Air Freshener, 1 each, Orange scent. Yup. The military even makes smell-good) and returned to the couch, this time with an obvious pained look.
 
After 10 more minutes she excused herself again, and retreated to the bathroom for the second time, I could hear her say "What the hell is WRONG with me???" as she again send flatulent shock waves into the porcelain bowl. This time, they sounded kind of serious, and I heard the toilet paper roll being employed, and again, LOTS more air freshener.
 
Back to the couch. She smiles meekly as she decides to sit on the chair instead of next to me. She sits on my chair, knees pulled up to her chest, kind of rocking back and forth slightly. Suddenly, without a word, she ROCKETED up and FLEW to the bathroom, slammed the door, and didn't come out for 30 minutes.
 
I turned the movie up because I didn't want her to hear me laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my cheeks.
 
She came out with a slightly gray pallor to her face, and said "I am SOOOOOO sorry. I have NO idea what is wrong with me. I am so embarrassed; I can't believe I keep running to your bathroom!!" I gave her an Imodium AD, and she finally settled down and relaxed.
 
Later on, she asked me again what I had made for dinner, because she had enjoyed it so much. I calmly took her into the kitchen and showed her all the used MRE bags and packets in the trash can.
 
After explaining to her that she had eaten roughly 9,000 calories of "Marine Corps Field Rations" she turned stark white, looked at me incredulously, and said "I ate 9,000 calories of dehydrated food that was made 3 years ago?"
 
After I rogered, she grabbed her coat and keys, and took off without a word.
 
She called me yesterday. Seems she couldn't have a bowel movement for 5 days, and when she finally did, the smell was so bad, her roommate could smell it from down the hall. She also told me she had been working out nonstop to combat the high caloric intake, and that she never wanted me to cook dinner for her again, unless she was PERSONALLY there to inspect the food beforehand.
 
It was a fun date. She laughed about it eventually and said that that was the first time she'd ever crapped in a guy's house on a date. She'd been so upset by it she was in tears in the bathroom while I had been in tears o n the couch.
 
I know ... I'm an A**hole, but it was still a funny night.
 
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way !!!
11月17日

CHEROKEE WISDOM

 Cherokee Wisdom  Two Wolves
 
One evening an old Cherokee told his
grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.  He said, "My son, the
battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all.  One is Evil.  It is anger,
envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity,
resentmentinferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego.  The other
is Good.  It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness,
benevolence,empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."  The
grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather,
"Which wolf wins?"  The old Cherokee simply replied............The One you feed
11月15日

SOUTHERN FRIENDS

"FRIENDS"  VS.  "SOUTHERN" FRIENDS

 


FRIENDS Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
And lots of it.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
More than one.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr.. and Mrs..
SOUTHERN  FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad,
and often.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN  FRIENDS: Cry with you.
And for you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
SOUTHERN  FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.
Then do the dishes before leaving.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SOUTHERN  FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.  
And most of the time know you better than you do yourself.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN  FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.
Then walk beside you in the front of the crowd.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SOUTHERN  FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"  
If you are not home they will wait.    
 FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN  FRIENDS: Are for life.
And then some.
FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
SOUTHERN  FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Southern Friends!

"Life is Short ... Dance Naked & Wiggle Your Butt!"

11月14日

DEAF WIFE

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he

thought she might need a hearing aid. Not

quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to

discuss the problem.

 

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband

Could perform to give the Doctor a better idea

about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from

her, and in a normal conversational speaking

tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and

so on until you get a response.'

 

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was

In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40

feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks,

'Honey, what's for dinner?'

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his

Wife and repeats, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

 

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from

His wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

 

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey,

what's for dinner?'

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

(I just love this)

'Ralph, for the FIFTH Freakin' time, CHICKEN!'

 

11月13日

ROOSEVELT'S IDEAS ON IMMIGRANTS 1907

Guess his words were forgotten.......

The year is 1907, one hundred years ago......
READ PRINT UNDER PICTURE

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907




"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag.. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language.. and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907

Every American citizen needs to read this!

11月12日

FIGHTING

The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in
defense.  The sword is more important than the shield and skill is
more important than either.  The final weapon is the brain. All else
is supplemental." -- John Steinbeck



1- Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2- If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3- I carry a gun 'cause a cop is too heavy.

4- America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at
the mall.  (Ain't this the gospel truth!)

5- When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. (shoot first -
then call 911).

6- A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers.   The
reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and
asked him "Why do you carry a 45?".  The Ranger responded with,
"Because they don't make a 46."

7- An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.

8- The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady
commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your
pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting
trouble, I would have brought my rifle."

9- Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it.
11月11日

OUTSOURCING

The Trouble with Outsourcing

 

 I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
 Got a call center in Saudi Arabia.
 Told them I was suicidal.


 They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

11月10日

DR. PHIL'S TEST

This is fun...only takes a couple of minutes. Below is Dr. Phil's test.  ( Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.)  Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!

Read on, this is very interesting!


Don't be overly sensitive!
  The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes.  Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends.

The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject box.  Please do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it back to the person who sent it to you.)  Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer.

Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past.   Have pen or pencil and paper ready.

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today.
It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees.    It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to each question.

Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total .  When you are finished, forward this to friends/family, and also send it to the person who sent this to you
  Make sure to put YOUR score in the subject box.

Ready??


Begin.

1
 When do you feel your best?

a)  in the morning
b)  during the afternoon &and early evening
c)  late at night


2.
    You usually walk...

a) fairly fast, with long steps
b)  fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d)  less fast, head down
e)  very slowly


3.  When talking to people you...

a) stand with your arms folded

b) have your hands clasped

c) have one or both your hands on your hips

d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking

e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair .
 


4.     When relaxing, you sit with. .

a) your knees bent and with your legs neatly side by side

b) your legs crossed

c) your legs stretched out or straight

d) one leg curled under you

5.
   When something really amuses you, you react with...

a)
 big appreciated laugh
b)  a laugh, but not a loud one
c)  a quiet chuckle
d)  a sheepish smile


6.
 When you go to a party or social gathering you .. .

a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b)  make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c)  make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed


7.
   You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...

a) welcome the break
b)  feel extremely irritated
c)  vary between these two extremes


8.
 Which of the following colors do you like most?

a)  red or orange

b) black

c) yellow or light blue

d) green

e) dark blue or purple

f) white

g) brown or gray

 


9.  When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are...

a) stretched out on your back
b)  stretched out face down on your stomach
c)  on your side, slightly curled
d)  with y our head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers


10.
  You often dream that you are...

a) falling
b)  fighting or struggling
c)  searching for something or somebody
d)  flying or floating
e)  you usually have dreamless sleep
f)  your dreams are always pleasant


POINTS:


1.  (a) 2  (b) 4 (c) 6
2.  (a) 6  (b) 4  (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3.  (a) 4  (b) 2  (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4.  (a) 4  (b) 6  (c) 2 (d) 1

5.  (a) 6 (b) 4   (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6.  (a) 6 (b) 4   (c) 2
7  (a) 6  (b) 2   (c) 4
8. (a) 6  (b) 7   (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3
(f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7  (b) 6   (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10.(a) 4 (b) 2   ( c) 3(d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1


Now add up your total number of points.

OVER 60 POINTS :   Others see you as someone they should 'handle with care.'  You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.  

51 T 60 POINTS : Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure.   They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS
:  Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS
:  Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical.  They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest.  Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return.  Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS:
 Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.  They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.  It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then , usually decide against it.  They think this react ion is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS
:  People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything!  They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist.  Some people think you' re boring.  Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

11月9日

COOL

Pretty Cool

(
Don't ask me!  I don't know how it's done!!)  
 
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Subject:
Stretch your brain


This is not a test - just a phenomenon. All readings are explained.

Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.


More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush,"! and. .......

if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.


Next, let's play with some words.

What do you see?


In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, beca use it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil).  
   Now, what do you see?




You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?




This one is quite tricky!

The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.


Last one.

What do you see?


You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
when you look through ME
you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again?
  Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.  

                             
 
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
   

Count every "
F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE
6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.


The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".
                & nbsp;
 
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.  

                 
 

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!



More Brain Stuff . .  From
Cambridge University .

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty  uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig  to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
  Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on  !!

Psas Ti ON !
  
 
11月8日

POPE ISLAMOPHOBE

October 22, 2007

Spencer: The Muslim Letter to the Pope

This week's Jihad Watch column at Human Events:

The Vatican responded Friday to the open letter sent at the end of Ramadan by 138 Muslim scholars to Pope Benedict XVI and a wide array of other Christian leaders. The response was somewhat deflating, given the mainstream media’s enthusiasm over the Muslim letter -- an enthusiasm which the senders must have anticipated. Noting the Muslim scholars’ declaration that “the future of the world depends on peace between Muslims and Christians,” the Telegraph‘s headline was typical of the coverage: “Muslim scholars’ olive branch to Christians.” Reuters burbled about an “Unprecedented Muslim call for peace with Christians.” But was it really?

This week’s response from Cardinal Jean-Louis Tauran, the President of the Vatican’s Pontifical Council for Interreligious Dialogue, hardly seemed sporting. Tauran observed that the possibility of serious dialogue between Muslims and Christians was limited by the traditional Islamic understanding of the Muslim holy book: “Muslims,” he said, “do not accept that one can discuss the Koran in depth, because they say it was written by dictation from God. With such an absolute interpretation, it is difficult to discuss the contents of faith.”

Tauran went on to call for reciprocity between the treatment of Christians in Islamic lands and the treatment of Muslims in the West, decrying the fact that Muslims are permitted to build mosques freely in Europe, but Christians face difficulties or outright bans when trying to build churches in Muslim lands. “In a dialogue among believers, it is fundamental to say what is good for one is good for the other.”

But that presumes an equality of religions, and that one can admit the legitimacy of the other. And that is the element missing from the proposed debate.

On the basis of the letter alone, it’s surprising that there has ever been conflict between Muslims and Christians, or Muslims and anyone. The scholars say: “in obedience to the Holy Qur’an, we as Muslims invite Christians to come together with us on the basis of what is common to us, which is also what is most essential to our faith and practice: the Two Commandments of love.” Yet the “Two Commandments of love” were nowhere in evidence last August when an Egyptian convert from Islam to Christianity was sentenced to death by Islamic clerics. “The Two Commandments of love” have not saved Christians in Baghdad, where Islamic gangs knocked on doors in Christian neighborhoods, demanding payment of the jizya tax specified for non-Muslims by the Qur’an (9:29). Nor is Iraq the only problem area: in Egypt, Coptic Christians have suffered discrimination and harassment for centuries, and their plight is increasing. In Pakistan a prominent Catholic priest said in August 2007 that Christians are frequently denied equality of rights with Muslims and subjected to various forms of discrimination.

The persecution of Christians is the primary indication of the letter’s inadequacy as the basis for any real dialogue between Muslims and Christians. Genuine dialogue must focus, or at least be cognizant of, the reality of what separates the two parties. Nothing can be resolved, no genuine peace or harmony attained, except on the basis of confronting those differences.

While saying they want to build on common ground, the Muslim scholars (amid copious Qur’an quotes) never mention Qur’an 5:17, which says that those who believe in the divinity of Christ are unbelievers, or 4:171, which says that Jesus was not crucified, or 9:30, which says that those who believe that Jesus is the Son of God are accursed, or 9:29, which mandates warfare against and the subjugation of Jews and Christians. It seems reasonable to suggest that verses like these would need to be addressed in some way, even if only to give them some benign interpretation, if there is to be any true and honest dialogue.

The media enthusiasm for this letter is, at best, premature. We may hope that Muslim scholars will someday address Muslim persecution of Christians and offer a non-literal interpretation of the Christianophobic passages in the Qur’an. Then there will be a basis for genuine dialogue. But they haven’t done it yet.

Posted by Robert at October 22, 2007 8:22 AM

October 22, 2007

Pope Islamophobe I: Religion must never be used to promote hatred and violence, declares Pope Benedict

Will the Islamic response to this be more hatred and violence in the name of their religion?

"Religion must never be used to promote hatred and violence, declares Pope Benedict," from CNA (thanks to JJD):

Naples, Oct 21, 2007 / 12:23 pm (CNA).- After celebrating an outdoor Mass at the Piazza del Plebiscito in Naples, the Pope met with Jewish, Muslim, Orthodox and Protestant leaders as well as the presidents of numerous African and Latin American countries and some Nobel Peace laureates. He reminded the assembled leaders that religions must never be exploited to promote hatred and violence....

Addressing the religious leaders, Pope Benedict said, “Faced with a world torn by conflict, where the name of God is still used to justify violence, it is important to reiterate that religions must never be exploited to promote hatred and violence.” Rather, “religions can and must offer precious resources for the peaceful future of humanity.”

The Holy Father affirmed that the Catholic Church is committed to pursuing peace through dialogue. “The Catholic Church intends to continue follow the path of dialogue to encourage understanding between different cultures and religious traditions.” The Pope prayed that this spirit of dialogue, which was begun by Pope John Paul II at the first gathering for peace in Assisi, “will be spread especially in those areas of the world where tensions prevail, freedoms are denied, and where men and woman suffer the consequences of intolerance and incomprehension.”
11月7日

ALL MODERN DISCOVERIES ARE BY MUSLIM SCIENTIST'S

November 7, 2007

Columbia prof: ‘All modern discoveries are by Muslim scientists’

They cured polio, flew to the moon, perfected the heart transplant -- wait, no, scratch that. But they did do absolutely everything else.

There is a certain sadness to this kind of ridiculous triumphalism, for it just begs the question of why, then, is the Islamic world so mired in misery today?

But that question, of course, brings us right back to Zionist Crusader paranoia. It's too bad Muslim scientists haven't discovered a cure for that.

"‘All modern discoveries are by Muslim scientists,’" from the Daily Times (thanks to Writer Mom):

LAHORE: Muslim scientists have made all discoveries of the current age, said University of Columbia’s Arabic and Islamic Studies prof George Saliba at a seminar at the Government College University (GCU) on Monday. The seminar, titled The Problems of Historiography of Islamic Science, was held at Fazl-e-Hussain Hall. Saliba gave a critique of the standard classical accounts of the rise of Islamic science. He detailed problems in the accounts and explained alternative historiography that described the rise of an Islamic scientific tradition as a result of social and political conditions within the nascent Islamic empire. He said Muslim philosophy was the impetus behind Islamic science that had contributed to various disciplines including botany, zoology, algebra, trigonometry, physics, chemistry, astronomy, physics, chemistry, physiology and mathematics in the pre-industrial era. He said the use of decimal fractions was not a Western invention and that it was discovered by a Muslim scientist. He said the binary system, on which the computer was based, was also invented by a Muslim scientist. He said Arab/Islamic science was not an intermediary between Greek science and European science, but was rather the Renaissance that integrated the Islamic science with European science....

Posted by Robert at November 7, 2007 12:39 PM
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I guess that is why 165 Jews have won the Nobel Prize, compared to 6 Muslims.Posted by: Wimbledon Womble [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 7, 2007 12:47 PM

Saliba? George Saliba? The very one who got into a hysterical huff about the work of the historian of science Toby Huff, and Huff's daring to suggest in his excellent study on the rise of modern science (in the West, Islam, and China) that there was something about Islam that prevented such development?

The same George Saliba who describes the science, often the product of Christians and Jews and Zoroastrians, or of those who were only a generation or two away from being Christians and Jews and Zoroastrians, and were formed by that non-Muslim milieu), under Islamic rule, as either "Islamic science" or, as in one of his books, as "Arabic science"? That George Saliba?

The same George Saliba whom a student charged with bullying and intimidating her in class, claiming that she couldn't possibly be an "Israeli" who had a claim to a sliver of territory in the Middle East because her eyes were not brown, as his were, and only brown-eyed people, apparently, could truly claim descent from Middle Easterners?

That George Saliba? Posted by: Hugh [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 7, 2007 12:50 PM

Never heard of this guy before. Sounds a tad unstable.

...also, he is dead wrong about the moon landing. Doesn't he know the whole thing was a hoax?!Posted by: RoobartSbunsar [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 7, 2007 12:54 PM

The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000, or 20% of the world population.
They received the following Nobel Prizes:

Literature
1988 - Najib Mahfooz.

Peace:
1978 - Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat
1994 - Yaser Arafat

Physics:
1990 - Elias James Corey
1999 - Ahmed Zewail

Medicine:
1960 - Peter Brian Medawar
1998 - Ferid Mourad


The Global Jewish population is aproximately 14,000,000 or about 0.02% of the world population.
They received the following Nobel Prizes:

Literature:
1910 - Paul Heyse
1927 - Henri Bergson
1958 - Boris Pasternak
1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon
1966 - Nelly Sachs
1976 - Saul Bellow
1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer
1981 - Elias Canetti
1987 - Joseph Brodsky
1991 - Nadine Gordimer World

Peace:
1911 - Alfred Fried
1911 - Tobias Michael Carel Asser
1968 - Rene Cassin
1973 - Henry Kissinger
1978 - Menachem Begin
1986 - Elie Wiesel
1994 - Shimon Peres
1994 - Yitzhak Rabin

Chemistry:
1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer
1906 - Henri Moissan
1910 - Otto Wallach
1915 - Richard Willstaetter
1918 - Fritz Haber
1943 - George Charles de Hevesy
1961 - Melvin Calvin
1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz
1972 - William Howard Stein
1977 - Ilya Prigogine
1979 - Herbert Charle s Brown
1980 - Paul Berg
1980 - Walter Gilbert
1981 - Roald Hoffmann
1982 - Aaron Klug
1985 - Albert A. Hauptman
1985 - Jerome Karle
1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach
1988 - Robert Huber
1989 - Sidney Altman
1992 - Rudolph Marcus
2000 - Alan J. Heeger
2004 - Aaron Ciechanover
2004 - Avram Hershko

Economics:
1970 - Paul Anthony Samuelson
1971 - Simon Kuznets
1972 - Kenneth Joseph Arrow
1975 - Leonid Kantorovich
1976 -! Milton Friedman
1978 - Herbert A. Simon
1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein
1985 - Franco Modigliani
1987 - Robert M. Solow
1990 - Harry Markowitz
1990 - Merton Miller
1992 - Gary Becker
1993 - Robert Fogel

Medicine:
1908 - Elie Metchnikoff
1908 - Paul Erlich
1914 - Robert Barany
1922 - Otto Meyerhof
1930 - Karl Landsteiner
1931 - Otto Warburg
1936 - Otto Loewi
1944 - Joseph Erlanger
1944 - Herbert Spencer Gasser
1945 - Ernst Boris Chain
1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller
1950 - Tadeus Reichstein
1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman
1953 - Hans Krebs
1953 - Fritz Albert Lipmann
1958 - Joshua Lederberg
1959 - Arthur Kornberg
1964 - Konrad Bloch
1965 - Francois Jacob
1965 - Andre Lwoff
1967 - George Wald
1968 - Marshall W. Nirenberg
1969 - Salvador Luria
1970 - Julius Axelrod
1970 - Sir Bernard Katz
1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman
1975 - Howard Martin Temin
1976 - Baruch S. Blumberg
1977 - Roselyn Sussman Yalow
1978 - Daniel Nathans
1980 - Baruj Benacerraf
1984 - Cesar Milstein
1985 - Michael Stuart Brown
1985 - Joseph L. Goldstein
1986 - Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini]
1988 - Gertrude Elion
1989 - Harold Varmus
1991 - Erwin Neher
1991 - Bert Sakmann
1993 - Richard J. Roberts
1993 - Phillip Sharp
1994 - Alfred Gilman
1995 - Edward B. Lewis

Physics:
1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson
1908 - Gabriel Lippmann
1921 - Albert Einstein
1922 - Niels Bohr
1925 - James Franck
1925 - Gustav Hertz
1943 - Gustav Stern
1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi
1952 - Felix Bloch
1954 - Max Born
1958 - Igor Tamm
1959 - Emilio Segre
1960 - Donald A. Glaser
1961 - Robert Hofstadter
1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau
1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman
1965 - Julian Schwinger
1969 - Murray Gell-Mann
1971 - Dennis Gabor
1973 - Brian David Josephson
1975 - Benjamin Mottleson
1976 - Burton Richter
1978 - Arno Allan Penzias
1978 - Peter L Kapitza
1979 - Stephen Weinberg
1979 - Sheldon Glashow
1988 - Leon Lederman
1988 - Melvin Schwartz
1988 - Jack Steinberger
1990 - Jerome Friedman
1995 - Martin Perl


The Jews are not demonstrating with their dead on the streets, yelling and chanting and asking for revenge, the Jews are not promoting brain washing the children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non Muslims. The Jews don't highjack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, the Jews don't traffic slaves, nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.
The Jews don't have the economical strength of the Petroleum, nor the possibilities to force the world's media to see "their side" of the question. Perhaps if the world's Muslims could invest more in normal education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems, we could all live in a better world.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1456395/postsPosted by: Ynkedoodl2 [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 7, 2007 12:55 PM

MILITARY QUOTES

                                                      Military Quotes 
 
 
When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was 
asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an 
example of 'empire building' by George Bush. 
 
He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has 
sent many of ts fine young men and women into great peril to fight for 
freedom beyond our borders. 
 
The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return." 
 
It became very quiet in the room. 
 
Then there was a conference in France where a number of 
international engineers were taking part, including French and American. 
 
During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have 
you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? 
 
He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he 
intended to do, bomb them?" 
 
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 
 
"Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they 
are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; 
 
they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people 
three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water 
from sea water each day, 
 
and they carry half a dozen helicopters for 
use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight 
deck.. We have eleven such ships; and how many does France have?" 
 
Once again, dead silence. 
 
A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference 
that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French 
Navies. 
 
At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group 
of Officers that included personnel from most of those 
countries. 
 
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral 
suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, 
Americans learn only English.' 
 
He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to 
speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' 
 
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's 
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you 
wouldn't have to speak German.' 
 
You could have heard a pin drop!
  
11月6日

IRAN -- FREEDOM OF RELIGION -- NOT!

Iran: Judge rules beating victim guilty of 'evangelism' -- jihadists had right to attack woman because she preached Christianity

Islamic Tolerance Alert: "Judge rules beating victim guilty of 'evangelism': Says persecutors had right to attack because woman shared Christian testimony," from WorldNetDaily.com (thanks to Morgaan Sinclair):

An Iranian judge has concluded a woman who was attacked and beaten and had her sewing shop equipment destroyed by vandals has no legal recourse because she was guilty of "evangelism," according to a new report from Voice of the Martyrs, a worldwide ministry to the Persecuted Church.

WND earlier reported that persecution of Christians inside Iran is on the increase, and the new report appears to confirm that.

VOM said the newest testimony is from its contacts inside Iran, and actually depicts "the resilience of believers who are sharing the gospel despite persecution."

The woman, whose name was not revealed, was running a tailoring business, and had volunteered to teach three young ladies how to sew. As part of the conversations that arose, her testimony about Christianity came up, and in response to a number of questions, she started teaching them about Christianity, Voice of the Martyrs said.

The VOM contacts reported, however, one of the students was from "a fanatic Muslim family," and when they discovered the teaching, they first opposed it.

"But this young lady was seriously following her Christian beliefs. Things got worse, to the extent that her parents started beating her up and threatening her if she didn't leave her faith," the VOM report said.

"They told her, 'If you don't return to Islam, we will keep beating you until you die,'" VOM said....